This picture for real describes me.
It's been 2 years, and there was silence over the Polaris Galaxy. To be honest, the space pirates stopped being recognized anymore, just some group who steal property of others, nothing but complete idiots. Dr. Nefarious has been going crazy on the news, and I was tired of watching the same person popping up on my screen. He's driving me crazy, that's for sure. I was back at piracy after my 1 year mental break, it really didn't help that much, but at least I got to rest. I've come back to Ardolis after some plundering, and now I'm sitting on my bed, watching on my laptop the news.
Kip Darling: Good evening, i'm Kip Darling, and you're watching continuing coverage off... The Search for a Supervillain! Joining us via satellie are Ratchet and Clank, the heroes who defeated Dr. Nefarious over two years ago. Ratchet, Clank. Thank you for coming.
Clank: Thank you for having us, Kip.
Damn, these two are on the screen too. Whatever, I have nothing better to do. Every other channel is the same. I'll just listen to what they have to say.
Kip Darling: First, he's dead. Then was status unknown. Now authorities have upgraded Dr. Nefarious to "alive and at large." Will Ratchet and Clank join search team?
Ratchet: Clank and I talked about that, and we both decided it' time to go back to the way things were, you know? Fixing ships, playing holo-games 'til three in the morning! Leave the hero stuff to the other guys.
Hmm, Ratchet's right. I myself took a break from piracy. Can't imagine heroness.
Kip Darling: Like Galactic President Qwark?
Ratchet: Yeah. Or, anyone else.
Clank: Ratchet!
Ratchet: What? I didn't vote for the guy.
Clank: I believe what Ratchet is trying to say is, we have full confidence in President Qwark's abilites. And I am sure he will not rest until Nefarious is captured.
Kip Darling: Will, with that in mind, let's check in with President Qwark at the Presidential compound in Meridian City!
Kip Darling: President Qwark? President Qwark!
Qwark: She was taking a memo! Oh, good morning, citizens. I was just er... analyzing! Ah, yes. These figures seem optimal. Very promising!
Kip Darling: Sir, you're reading a cereal box.
Qwark: Is there something I can do for you, tax payer?
PFFT- Tax payer..
Kip Darling: The Polaris Defense Force claims Lawrence teleported Dr. Nefarious to safety prior to the destruction of his space station. What measures are you taking to track down this fugitive?
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