Really a Lombax? (Ratchet and Clank Oc DISCONTINUED)

.~*Tools of Destruction (3)*~.

A/N: I'm ready to listen to this ost my whole day, ITS SO CALMING FOR NO FUCKING REASON. And I also think that in this situation of this story, ost from the space pirates would fit the vibe, I recommend listening to it while reading!

After a day, Captain Slag ordered all space pirates to make our way to Kerchu City on planet Jasindu. I still hate Slag that he hasn't told me that the Lombax was on Kreeli Comet just because I came back from a shift.   I did some research about what the Lombax was searching for after tracking what he was asking IRIS. Dimensionator..Tachyon..me. What does that Lombax want from me? Whatever, he will do nothing about it, if I see him, he can consider himself as dead. Tachyon is clear (little bastard), but Dimensionator..that caught my eye. Seems like our little friend cragmite and the Lombax were searching for something that they really are craving for. And if Tachyon searches it, we search it too. I told Slag about this and he was more than satisfied. They could finally have revenge after Tachyon send them to praxus seven when he was finished with the Lombaxes.

Just as we were on our way to Jasindu, I saw a too familiar spaceship..yep, Aphelion. This time he ain't getting away, and if he does, we'll finish him off on Jasindu. Aphelion was flying to the verdigris black hole, it was a shortcut to Kerchu City. But wait, why did he stop flying towards it? He's now flying towards our outpost! 

Kiria: "He's making his way to our outpost! What orders?"

Slag: "My only order is to end him! He can't arrive to Kerchu City before us! I don't care what happens to the outpost as long as he's dead!"

My lord, Slag is short on temper, and so do I. Why can't he just die already? I send most of our crew to our outpost, but it seemed like they all defeated and the outpost was getting destroyed by him! I swear if they won't end him one day, I will do it. I was about to go and fight him, but yet again, Slag stopped me from doing it. In the meantime, Aphelion already entered the Verdigris Black Hole (and somehow survived without his spaceship getting completely destroyed), we gave up and send Greasepalms McGee to end him (please don't judge me, it's his actual name 😭🤚 ).

But to our luck, we actually came to Kerchu City first, thanks to McGee. Then I remembered: I'm allergic to Kerchus. I sighted in relief when I remembered I have a gas mask, so I'm fine. The space pirate crew was completely destroying Kerchu city just to find the "Dimensionator". 

.~*🖤❤️‍🩹TIMESKIP CUZ TF SHOULD I WRITE❤️‍🩹🖤*~.

Let's just say, me and Slag were following Ratchet after he came a bit too late to Kerchu City. We saw it: the Dimensionator. It looked shitty Ngl. But I know just how much power this thing has. Just as that Lombax was admiring that thing, we already were standing behind him. His poor little robot couldn't get his attention with his first calls (and now I know that the Lombax's name is Ratchet, not like it matters tho). Me and Slag had planned everything before head: Pete and him will distract him while I sneak up and steal the Dimensionator. And it was too easy. I gave Slag that thing and skidaddled the fuck out of here. im pretty sure that Ratchet or how his name is will follow us to Ublic Passage. Not sure why we are going to it instead to Ardolis, but who cares, we have the dimensionator. Imagine what kind of things we could do right now with it! The only small issue is that I still need to keep wearing that goddamn gas mask AND armor that is heavier than..uhhh..who cares, it's heavy. I myself don't know how Ratchet will get the Dimensionator back. He probably would try to fight either Slag or me, but I know something for sure: Slag is pretty much unbeatable. I still remember that time I was new to the space pirates. I was physically not strong enough, and Slag decided to help me by training with me. It was technically impossible to end the practice without having minimum 5-10 cuts that would still bleed even after an hour without hurting like hell. Even with my current condition it would still be a long way to go to beat Slag. 

When we came to Ublik Passage, well, we did plenty of nothing. And by nothing I mean celebrating. What a pain in the ass. And how I guessed, Ratchet followed us here. I was not thinking much of it, I just hoped that our crew would finally end him by themselves because to be honest: I was tired of chasing that brat. But I still would want to kill him to be honest. Gosh, I hate decisions. I guess I will rely on faith. He will choose if the Lombax survives and will finally get slaughtered by me or Slag, or he'll just die before that. We'll see about that.

30 minutes later..

Pirate Doorkeeper: "Only a true pirate may pass! Dance the jig, and prove-"

Kiria: "Listen hear you little shithead, just how many times I have told you that IM NOT DANCING THAT FUCKING GOOFY ASS SHIT. I'm the vice captain, for lords sake! Now let me pass before I'll rip out your head out of that door and throw you to the deepest pit of this dimension."

I'm pretty dangerous when I'm drunk. Yes, I had 5 big ass bottles right now, don't know why. I never shouted at a doorkeeper like this, but I was also in a hurry. Lucky enough, Slag and Pete were already behind that door. They were singing again...but instead of having a second hand embarrassment...I joined them. Mostly because I was drunk. But maybe today I'll slack off. After all, we have the Dimensionator.

Slag, Pete and Kiria: "That wench of Ardolis, once got drunk and told us, a life of crime don't pay~. But killin' ca'rousin' stealin' and rough housin' FILL COFFERS EVERY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Slag having the biggest voice crack I've ever heard) -aaaaAAAAAAaaaay~! Hah hah hah...

Pete: "[hiccup!]

"Give it back, Slag."

Word count: 1067

A/N: I'm going to post two chapters today because I haven't posted one on Friday, just like I promised.