Really a Lombax? (Ratchet and Clank Oc DISCONTINUED)

.~*Rift Apart (1)*~.

Happy Holidays y'all! This story is now a half a year old :D (since I started it somewhere in summer)

Mark my words, nothing happened for the past 4 years AT ALL. I haven't heard of Ratchet and Clank since then, especially Dr. Nefarious since he just escaped and went undercover after our encounter. I didn't really care at all, I still miss Slag, but I somehow managed to adapt into being a space pirate Captain, and to be honest, I'm doing pretty well actually. I just let my crew decide when they should do this and that, what to steal or not, I also landed in the Chanel "In search for a Supervillain" for an episode. The folks went ballistic after they've found out that a total psychopath, or how they like to portray me, got nominated to be a space pirate Captain but I swear, not a single soul wanted those 4 million bolts for my head. Yes, it got doubled, no surprise. 

Let's bet: Guess where I am right now. I'll give you the bounty if it's right.

Well, Rusty Pete just randomly decided to be a co-host of a ceremony in Megalopolis, guess which one? For Ratchet and Clank! For their heroness, even tho they did nothing these years! Of course, I went with Pete, even tho I learned my lesson back in Luminopolis, but still, he's my only friend, I can't loose him. Yep, it's starting now. I am sitting somewhere in front rows, still having a pure headache because of the fangirlies screaming, it started to hurt even more after I saw those two geeks..Gosh, I hope something happens that will cancel this..

Captain Qwark (loudspeaker): Yes, it is a fine day for the Festival of Heroes here in Megalopolis! Give a big  welcome to the Grand Marshals of our parade...

Captain Qwark and Skidd McMarx: ...Ratchet aannd Clank!

Oh poor Pete, his mic didn't function, classic clichè of him. Ok but who is that green pickle there? Ah I don't care, I just want to leave.

Captain Qwark: I, Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark, will be your host!

Skidd: With me! Skidd McMarx!

Rusty Pete: And (hiccup) Rusty Pete! Little shoutout to Kiria by the way..

Damn, his mic does started working. This is where I spaced out, I probably have missed some parts, but then, just something then caught my ears..it lend me worries..

Goon-4-Less: Hey! I think I found the Lombax!

Captain Qwark: What is this supposed to be a re-enactment of?

Goon-4-Less: You've got a sweet bounty on your head, Lombax! And we want it!

Clank: Ratchet, I do not believe this is part of the show.

Ratchet: Woah! Yep, real bullets!

Captain Qwark: Who booked these guys?!

Skidd: No clue, but you gotta love a surprise!

Ok, that's it, we're getting the hell out of here.

Kiria: PEEEEEETEE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! RETURN TO MY SHIP A.S.A.P! ITS NOT SAFE HERE!

I think he didn't hear me, the crowd was just too stupid to realize we are having trouble. Who send these guys anyway? Fuck it, being a pirate means breaking rules, I am personally going to Pete and get him. I stoop up and flew to Pete with my hoverboots, but these fucking balloons just kept going in my way- FUCK, I GOT CONFETTI IN MY EYE!

Clank (loudspeaker): Ratchet, I do not know where I would be without you. You are my closest friend, my teammate, and you have given up a lot to... I have repaired the Dimensionator. So you can travel through dimensions and find your family.

Ratchet: Oh, pal, I...

Half of my vision was blinded, that's why I hated big colorful party's..all I could hear was some kind of machine grabbing something, maybe the Dimensionator..I NEED TO HURRY UP!

Ratchet: What...? Dr. Nefarious?!

Dr. Nefarious: Ratchet and Clank! What a wonderful surprise! I didn't expect to see you here—considering my goons were meant to annihilate you eight minutes ago!

Oh no..please not him..

Clank: Oh. What do you want, Nefarious?!

Dr. Nefarious: This!

Finally I got that shit out of my eyes, now they burn. Next thing that I saw is Nefarious just laughing and opening up a rift just for a fish to crash on his ship, wow, what a joke.

Dr. Nefarious: Can't anyone print instruction manuals anymore?!

Ok, nothing is a threat to me as long as I find Pete..where is he..AH, there! 

Kiria: PETE!

Pete: AH, CAP'N! I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON, BUT WE BOTH NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

Kiria: YEAH NO SHIT, LIKE I DIDNT REALIZE THA-

There was some purple light behind me. It felt like slow motion for me. Pete looked behind me, scared of what he is just seeing. The next thing I did is grab Pete's wrist and then we both got sucked into some kind of rift. We were falling somewhere, and then we flew into an another rift, then another, another, and so on..it felt like we were rifting from dimension one to dimension two, and again, repeatedly. I finally could catch some balance with my hoverboots, still holding onto Pete (which made it ridiculously more challenging), I managed to catch myself onto Pterodactyl looking creature. Then, of course, the creature just dropped us off into a different rift. Then finally we hit ground. The fall was painful as hell, and I ended up just laying on my back. Pete did had some injuries, but if he's still a working decadroid, I don't care. Pete immediately stood up and rushed to me.

Pete: CAP'N!? ARE YOU OK!? YOU ARE BLEEDING ALMOST ON EVERY OPEN SPOT!

Kiria: I'm fine (cough) nevermind, I'm about to puke. And I feel like I am dehydrated as a desert, I'll just lay here for a minute or two..- EuEuUeUeeE~ (cough)  (her voice kinda broken cuz she and Pete were of course screaming while flying)

I don't know if I passed out or not, I just felt like I took the best nap in my entire life. I saw Pete coming back with a glass of water- wait, where did he get that? I finally managed to stand up, and then I saw where he got that from. Looked like some kind of bar in the middle of nowhere in the Galaxy, you could mostly see a Mr. Zurkon on it. My eyesight is not the best, but I think I could read "Zurkies".

Just where are we?

Word count: 1091

Happy holidays again!