"James, I love you and all, but I don't believe you, not one bit." Sirius slung an arm around my shoulders and shook his head as we walked up the hill to Alice's house, the building had already been rebuilt and Alice was living in there again with her father.
"It's possible!" I said, affronted.
"Prongs... I know it is." Sirius said sympathetically.
"And you call Moony Sir Sarcasm." I muttered.
"He is, I'm just mocking you." he grinned, removing his arm and putting it and his other behind his head.
"I got that, but I'm telling you, I got Lily to agree to come to the party with me." I said indignantly.
"Sure she did, look, we're here now, so you can go tell Moony, Frank and Alice about it."
"I'm telling you it's true." I muttered, crossing my arms over my chest.
"You know you look like a five year old when you do that right?"
I huffed and uncrossed my arms.
"You know you sound like a girl when you do that?"
I stuck my tongue out and he laughed.
"And we're back to five year old."
"What if I want to look like a five year old?" I challenged as he knocked on the door.
"Now you're eight."
"So?"
"Twelve year old girl."
"I don't care what you think."
"Fifteen year old girl."
"Padfoot!"
"Groupie."
"You are a true wanker, Padfoot, you know that, right?"
"Now you're Remus, and, yes, I do, proud of it too." he laughed as someone finally opened the door... it was Remus.
"Why is Prongs- you know what? Nevermind." he sighed as he let us in.
"Prongsie here has something to tell you, Moony." Sirius grinned.
"Wanker. Anyway, L-"
"Lily's apparently going to the party with him."
"Prongs, you're one of my best friends, my brother, but I don't believe you."
"That's what Sirius said."
"He's right just this once."
"He's wrong! You're all wrong!"
"Should we knock some sense into him Moony?" Sirius asked.
"Not yet, let's see how long the babbling keeps up, then we'll decide. Don't hit him until my signal."
"I'm right here." I scowled.
"Oh, right, well... now you know that if you keep up this nonsense you'll get hit over the head, so stop it now."
"I'm not lying!"
"What's going on?" Frank asked, confused.
"They won't believe me." I scowled.
"About what?"
"That L-"
"That Lily's going to the party with him." Sirius and Remus interupted.
"Should we call St Mungo's?"
"Now you're just mocking me."
"Aren't we always?" they smirked.
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Boot Camp.
FanfictionBoot Camp: By definition it is a camp to train recruits. And that's just what this is. James, Remus, Sirius and Frank are thrown into the unknown when McGonagall tells them that they have been signed up, practically conscripted, for a specialist cl...
