Boot Camp.

Madam Who? Or Was It Who Madam?

"What d'you think we're going to have to do?" Sirius asked Remus, Frank and I when we sat down at the Gryffindor table.

"I don't know." We responded as one.

"Well, whatever it is, it seems like an opportunity to prank." Sirius grinned.

"I don't think that's a good idea Sirius. I'm not against pranking someone! But this sounds really serious." I said.

"I guess." He sighed, his grin dropping.

"Doesn't mean we can't prank someone else though." I grinned.

"Snivellous." He smirked.

I nodded and started piling food on my plate.

"Snivelly!" Sirius yelled as our target started to walk away out of the door.

Snape didn't stop so we, naturally, chased him down.

"Morning Snivellous McGrease." I greeted.

"That's not my name Potter." He glared.

"It is now, you just responded to it." Sirius smirked.

"If you don't piss off and leave me alone right now, say goodbye to everything dear to you." He sneered.

"We're so scared! Snivelly McGrease threatened us! We're shaking in our boots!" I mocked.

He glared at us before storming away.

"We're not letting him get away that easy are we Mr Padfoot?" I smirked.

"Indeed not Mr Prongs! Densaugeo." Sirius grinned, shooting Snape with a large Colour-Change Curse after.

"POTTER! BLACK!" Snape spat, turning around and glaring at us with all the hate he had.

We hi-fived and laughed at how stupid he looked.

His front teeth were almost touching the floor and everything about him was changing colours.

I heard more laughter from behind us and looked over my shoulder.

Evans, Hayes, Alice, Frank, Remus and Peter were standing there, Hayes, Alice, Remus, Peter and Frank were laughing but Evans was just watching without an expression on her beautiful face.

I frowned slightly before another look at Snape sent me back to laughing my arse off at his expense.

"You'll regret that." He said furiously.

"Now that you say it... I do feel something, something I've never felt before... Could it be remorse? Guilt?" I said, faking confusion.

I burped and smirked.

"Nope, just heart burn."

The others, with the exception of Evans 'cause she never laughs with me no matter what I do, were in hysterics and some more people had come out of the Great Hall to see what the noise was were also laughing.

With one last glare Snivellous stormed away leaving us laughing.

After we recovered Frank, Remus, Peter, Sirius, Hayes, Alice, Evans (surprisingly, well maybe not since she doesn't leave her friends) and I walked outside, to our tree. Well, The Marauders plus Frank's tree.