SCP Foundation X Male SCP Reader

My daily life in containment

*Pov Y/n*
Today was just yet another normal day where I'm currently running from my immortal life not for the fact that I would die but for the fact of a much worse fate

Y/N: FASTER LEGS MOVE FASTER!!

I quickly turn around and look in the sky to see what I've been running from as it began to slowly descend upon me.

682 giant ass was coming right at me and I did not want to be crushed under there, I may not be able to die but that does not mean I cannot experience pain!

Y/N: AHHHH!!

×BOOM×

*Time skip 3 hours*
*Pov none*

Jenna:*sigh* why do you keep doing this?

Y/n was currently being restrained with titanium cuffs, a shock collar, chained,and his lower half was in concrete

Y/N:...... I have no idea what you're talking about

Jenna begins to Pace back and forth rubbing the sides of her head she seems to be getting a headache

Jenna:I mean........... What were you thinking trying to put a cognito hazard into all porn websites

Y/N just shrugged

Y/N: 682 said it was a great idea she even said that it would also tell how many horny people there were in the world and I was kind of curious how many there were

Jenna: A LOT Y/N... A LOT

Jenna sat down on the chair that was in one of the corners of the room

Jenna:*sigh* what happened to you?

Y/N:........mmmmmmm Puberty?

Jenna gave Y/N a death stare

Jenna: I am not joking Y/N........I-I just want you to at least behave for a little bit and not cause an explosion so big in the middle of the desert that can be seen by satellites

Y/N: yeah..... And I'm never going to bring 682 again........I can still feel my bones fixing themselves

I'm moment of silence between them before Y/N continued

Y/N: I mean what horny bastard want to be Sat on by a giant girl

Jenna then got up

Jenna: ALL RIGHT I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE TODAY!

Y/N: huh why?

Jenna: because this is going to turn from our personal Ted talk into a sex talk

As Jenna left I had one important question on my mind

Y/m: WHO THE FUCK IS TED?

*Time skip brought to you by Y/N stuck between a thick 682's cheeks  Y/N:help*

Is the next day and Y/N is currently being heavily guarded will bring him back to 682's chamber

682: hello my dear I didn't think you'd be meaning so soon especially after what we caused