Pumpkin Eater

October 15th

You needed help.

You weren't going to last much longer.

The party was over hours ago.....

As soon as the party music stopped you thought you were going to be saved.....but no one came.

Patrick knew you were locked in here!

Surely he would come back to free you.....but he didn't.

You were alone.....

Locked in this horrible dark room with no way to escape!

All of your please for help had been ignored!

Then....to your horror, Billie Eilish just went right back to living a normal life.

You actually heard her selfish ass on the phone laughing and making vacation plans!

You would have called out to remind her you were dying back here, but you were so weak you couldn't even call out anymore.....

Then you got sleepy.....

Really sleepy.

You knew you were dying.

You knew you shouldn't go to sleep.

But...you were just so tired....so you just went to sleep.

The sound of a door slamming shut woke you up.

You were back in the deep freezer on ice.

Only this time the freezer door was locked.

"- Billie!" You gasped as soon as your eyes opened in the dark freezer.

To your surprise you actually got a response.

"....How are you still alive?" Billie asked from right outside the freezer.

"Please....the party's over." You begged.

"Yeah well.....sorry." She sighed.

You waited for her to let you out now....but she didn't.

When you called her name again, she got mad.

"- I can't let you out, ok?! I'll go to jail and lose my record deal! Think about my fans! You know how upset they'd be if I went to JAIL?"

You told Billie she wouldn't go to jail....that you wouldn't tell anybody she ran you over with her car, dragged your body for miles, and then dumped you in her deep freezer in a panic.

You begged Billie to just let you go....

To just dump you back on the road and another car would find you and take you to the hospital - that you wouldn't mention her name at all!

She didn't believe you though.

She said you were going to tell everyone she tried to kill you and hid your body in her freezer.

She said her Dad was getting more ice for the freezer.....that soon you wouldn't be such a stressful burden to her anymore.

You had to think of a way to trick Billie into letting you go.

You said you had to use the bathroom - but she just snapped, "I don't care - you can shit yourself!"

You lied and told her you had a baby at home but she just snorted and said, "Orphans get all sorts of benefits from the state!"

Your whole body was numb from the ice now.

You knew it wasn't good....

Your limbs were going to have to be amputated from the frost bite!

In a desperate attempt to free yourself - you had to think back to science class....

So you thanked Billie for saving your life.

".....What?" She said confused.

"The ice...." You told her.

She didn't understand cryogenics so you had to explain how ice preserves human bodies by lowering their body tempture - to bide them time- to get medical treatment.

You told Billie if she took you to the hospital now - she would be a hero!

That you would tell everyone she found you in the road and saved your life by putting you on ice!

Billie was quiet for a long time before she said, "....But there's blood on my car. They'll know I hit you."

"Then just....call an ambulance....tell them you found me in your freezer when the party was over! I'll say I can't remember anything!" You begged.

There was a knock at the room door then.

Billie answered it.

It was her Dad.

"I got the ice, Billie." He said.

Billie didn't respond.

"What's wrong?! Is it the wrong ice? All they had was blocks! There's a hammer in the tool shed - I can break it up for you!" He offered.

"I uhhh....well.....ummm....I don't really need it anymore." Billie admitted.

Your heart leapt in hope.

"What do you mean you don't need it anymore?!" Patrick gasped before saying he drove all over town looking for ice!

Billie just silently opened the freezer door.

The harsh light of the room blinded you as you heard Patrick scream, dropping the block of ice on the floor.

"- I didn't do it!" Billie cried, before lying that she just found you in here.

She said someone from the party must have beat you up and locked you in the freezer just to get her in trouble!

"- Don't worry Billie! I won't let you go down for this!" Patrick said.

You were overjoyed at the prospect of being rescued.

You even begun to sob tears of relief as you thanked them for helping you.

You let Patrick and Billie know that there's still time to get you to the hospital to save your frozen limbs from being amputated.

Patrick knew alot more medical knowledge than his homeschooled daughter because he said your hands were already purple....that they would be turning black like your toes in seconds.

You were horrified hearing this!

You were too frozen to lift your arms.

They felt like solid blocks of ice.

"- Billie, go start my car and turn the heat on! Lay some towels down in the backseat!" He told Billie.

Billie nodded, taking her Dad's keys before she apologized to you and ran off.

You thought Patrick was going to pick you up when he bent down in front of the freezer.....but he was just picking up the solid block of ice he had dropped earlier.

Then he too apologized to you.

"I'm really sorry about this kid....but I have to protect my daughter!" He said.

Then he lifted the ice block above his head and slammed it down into your face with such force - the ice went right through your head and out the back of your skull....your brains oozing out all over the frozen peas in Billie's freezer.