Pumpkin Eater

October 24th

Vermin!

Filthy fucking vermin had invaded you and Billie's home! 

The most disgusting vermin of all!

Rats!

You could see their filthy hairless tails sticking up out of the trashcan!

You were pissed!

How did they get in here?!

You thought it was just two or three....but when you crept up to the garbage can you noticed it was dozens!

You didn't know what they were eating but you didn't care!

You couldn't share your beautiful home with rats!

Thankfully Billie hadn't seen them yet!

She would freak out!

You had to get rid of these rats before she saw them!

So you kicked over the garbage can - ready to stomp on the rats as they scattered - but they all just fell over in a giant pile and didn't move.....

That's when you noticed they were all dead.

None of them had heads.

They didn't have legs or arms either.

They were just..... hairless bloody split open blobs with long tails.

If Billie freaked out at the sight of live rats you could only imagine how freaked out she would be seeing  all these bloody decapitated rats!

You had to get rid of them!

So you pounced on them!

Biting down on their tails to flip them up into the air before catching them in your open mouth and gobbling them down!

You choked on the first one who was a little dry- but the others were dripping with blood so they slid down your throat easier.

You only had one rat left to eat - when Billie walked in the bathroom.

You quickly pounced on the last rat - hoping she wouldn't notice it - but she saw you gobble it down.

She screamed!

It didn't sound like a scream of fear, or a scream of joy at a job well done.

It was a scream of frustration.

You were frustrated with the rats too, so you thought she was siding with you, until she gave you a mean look.

"- WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING MY TAMPONS?! THAT'S SOOOO FUCKING GROSS!" Billie screamed at you.

You lowered your head and tucked your tail in shame.

Tampon?

You didn't know what a tampon was!

You were just trying to get rid of the rats!

You thought Billie was mad at you, so you went and crawled under her bed to hide.

You had to think of a way to say sorry to her.

She usually got happy when you licked her hand.

So the next time she laid down on her bed and let her hand dangle over the side, you were going to nudge it with your nose and then lick it.

You were waiting for her to lay down when she walked into her room, but she didnt.

She just bent down to look under her bed, and smiled when she saw you.

You wagged your tail.

"Come on, let's go to the park!" She said, pulling your leash out from behind her back.

She wasn't mad anymore!

She was taking you to the park!

Your favorite park!

You hurried out from under the bed with your tail wagging as fast as you could!

She laughed, patting you on your head and scratching behind your ears before giving you a kiss on the forehead.

Then she hooked your leash up to your collar and took you outside.

You were walking to the park, sniffing all the exciting neighborhood smells as Billie talked on her phone.

It was you who smelled the horrible man wrapped up in the grey blanket first....

His stench a cross between stale pee and cigarette smoke.

He was staring at Billie as the two of you walked by the bus stop he was sitting at.

"- Hey beautiful! Flash me those funbags!" He said to her with a toothless grin.

She held her head up higher - refusing to even look in the foul smelling man's direction.

The man didn't like being ignored.

He got angry and tossed his blanket off onto the ground as he stood up!

He wasn't wearing any clothes under that blanket!

He was completely naked!

He grabbed onto Billie's arm making her drop her phone on the sidewalk "- I'M TALKING TO YOU BITCH!" He yelled in her face.

Billie screamed as the horrible man groped her chest with his hands, squeezing both of her utters as he smiled, "Come on baby, let's see those sweater puppies!" He sneered - trying to pull her shirt off!

You weren't going to let him steal Billie's clothes!

So you growled and attacked him!

Biting down on his leg!

He cried out - falling down to the ground and hitting his head on the sidewalk.

His head begun to gush blood as he screamed for help and started punching you in the side of the head.

You growled even louder - shaking your head from side to side as you dug your teeth deeper into his leg.

He poked you in the eye, as Billie was trying to grab his hands to stop him from hitting you.

It hurt getting poked in the eye which made you even madder!

So you released his leg and bit down so hard on his hand that it.....someone tore off inbetween your teeth.

Blood squirted all in your mouth and Billie screamed even louder than the horrible man who didn't have a hand anymore!

You didn't want to get in trouble - so you spit the man's hand out on the ground, lowered your head and tucked your tail as his blood dripped down your chin.

Billie was still screaming as she picked you up in her arms and ran with you all the way back home.

You were so scared that she was going to yell at you - or worse- give you to the pound.

You heard horrible stories about bad dogs going to the pound.

You didn't want to be pounded to a pulp!

You were whimpering in despair, begging Billie for a second chance, as she put you in the bathtub and started washing the blood off your face.

She started crying as she gave you a bath.

"- It's ok! No one's gonna take you away from me! It was self defense! That guy attacked us! You're a guard dog! You were just doing your job!" She said before calling you a good dog.

Then she snuggled her face against your neck and hugged you.

When the loud knocks at the front door came  - Billie just scooped you up and crawled under her bed to hide with you.