Pumpkin Eater

October 20th

Billie Eilish was pretending to be pregnant again.

It was her FIFTH time pulling this bullshit!

She only ever did it to get extra food even though all the kitchen had left for dinner tonight was stale popcorn.

After this, there wouldn't be any food left at all.

Billie's last four "pregnancies" ended in miscarriages - aka her normal monthly periods.

You knew she was lying, as soon as you heard the news!

She wasn't, nor had she ever been pregnant!

You should know!

You're the only gynocologist in the arena!

You were swamped with the REAL 126 pregnant women who had attended Lady Gaga's concert before marshal law went into effect and the arena was blocked off by the military.

Thousands of concert goers were able to flee the arena before the army tanks showed up.

Even Lady Gaga made it out ok!

You would have made it out in time too - had you not brought VIP tickets to her show.

The VIP seats were so close to the stage, that you couldn't make it to the exit doors in the back of the building in time!

You were stuck along with the other VIPs and fans from the pit.

The nosebleed section made it out just fine.

After marshal law went into effect - the military decided to just block off the entire arena.

Not letting anyone in or out!

You weren't getting delivered any food, water or supplies!

The hostile soldiers turned it into a base camp and just used the fans trapped inside as their personal sex slaves.

You couldnt keep up with all the new pregnancies!

You and the other three hundred people left behind in the arena had enough food for everyone when the arena first got locked down.....but now it had become five months of dwindling food.

The children and pregnant women were always given double rations.

It's the only reason Billie Eilish - a VIP guest who didn't make it out in time- kept pretending to be pregnant.

You told her the last time she was faking her pregnancy that she shouldn't be trying to steal those extra rations from hungry children - but she didn't care because here she was pretending to be pregnant yet again!

Every month she was "pregnant"!

She even came up to you - holding her stomach- talking about her "hungry baby"

There weren't any pregnancy tests available in the arena, but you could easily tell a real pregnant woman from a fake one - with a simple vaginal test.

Real pregnant women have higher cervixes.

You can easily slide your whole finger into their vagina.

Non pregnant women have lower cervixes - meaning you can only stick your finger half way into them before bumping into their cervix - meaning they were close to menstruation.

You had fingered Billie plenty of times - and she definitely wasn't pregnant.

The last time you fingered her - she squirted on you!

Then she tried to blame it on the imaginary baby by saying it was baby pee!

You rolled your eyes, and firmly denied her extra rations!

She stormed off mad!

Yet here she was again - at your office door- demanding that you finger her and sign off on her extra rations!

It wasn't a real doctor's office.

Just the standard arena first aid room.

You were the only doctor in the building, so you got the room.

There was a veterinarian who tried to challenge you - but there were only 2 service dogs still in the arena compared to 300 human lives - so you won the office.

There weren't enough private rooms for everyone to get their own.

Only the useful people like you got rooms.

The military had taken over all of backstage, so everyone who didn't get a room had to sleep on the floor of the arena with just the clothes on their back since there were no blankets or pillows.

The first aid room had two beds, two pillows and two thin blankets.

You told everyone who asked about them - that they were for sick paitents.

Lots of people pretended to be sick - but you could see right through their act.

Besides - you liked sleeping in the bed at night.

The extra bed you had reserved for some nurse named Kathleen.

She slept in the bed for the first few days, but then decided she was better off sleeping in the kitchen - to keep an eye on the dwindling rations.

You heard Billie was sleeping in one of the VIP suite boxes, but you had never bothered to confirm it.

You didn't like leaving the first aid room if you didn't have to.

Your paitents all came to you for treatment anyway.

It was 5:45 pm when Billie came knocking for her latest test.

Right before the 6 pm dinner rations.

As soon as you opened the door, she hurried in, dropped her pants, hopped up on the bed and spread her legs.

You ran out of gloves a month ago - so all you could do was wash your hands.

To your surprise....Billie's cervix was higher than usual when you slid your finger into her tight vagina.

She was also extra gooey....

She could have been pregnant.....but it was more than likely that she was probably just ovulating.

Regardless, you had never examined her, at her peak before, so you just signed off on her extra rations.

Billie clapped in joy before running off with her doctor's note to get in line for her extra pregnancy rations, tonight.

You felt terrible for Billie.

There was nothing to celebrate about tonight.

You felt incredibly guilty for signing off on her extra rations too.

You knew what was happening at dinner tonight.

All the important people did.

It's why you were skipping the last supper.

You wished you could call out to Billie....stop her from skipping down the hall...tell her the truth of the horror she was about to endure.

You couldn't ruin her happiness though.

She had worked so hard for that sign off....as much as you wanted to save her....you couldn't tell her the last of the rations being served tonight was poisoned with strychnine - and you had just written her, and the other pregnant women and small children, a fatal prescription for a double dose.