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19. around the world

y'all
don't come at me for not being to asia, africa or australia (i swear if i went to singapore i would die bc i love gum. but at least the track for f1 is rlly good. i like the lights :D)

also. sorry but to those who don't know where your own country is. learn your fucking geography.

anyways
welcome to the pros and cons of countries i've been to bc i love travelling 🧳
also i've only mainly been to europe so don't come after me.

also if i say smth you hate bc i insulted you, shut up bc i'm not insulting anyone, i'm just saying what my experience was in the countries. great. i love you.

america:
- low key love how different the states i've been to are
- good grocery stores
- my fav musicals are based in new york
- hollywood/broadway
- um. the portions are a bit too fucking big.
- i was fucking dying in cali when i had my volleyball tournament (which we lost btw and i was so fucking pissed for many many reason, there was only a sliver of pissed at losing but wtvr, i'll spare you the story unless you wanna hear it)
- disney is expensive, i ran out of money so my coach had to may for my lunch 🙈
- some americans are very rude (like who the fuck yells at a team and starts booing them when we scored a point even though y'all are CLEARLY going to win. assholes.)
- they call it fucking "sOcCeR"

canada:
- low key love the city of vancouver bc there are so many shops
- manitoba has good snow (at least i did when i was like 8 years old but that was a lot of years ago and yay global warming 🙄)
- descendence (that picnic scene) was filmed there (and apparently riverdale but idc abt that)
- saskatchewan is flat as fuck. flatter than me. but at least there's no fucking steep hills that go on forever. also who came up with that name. i can't write it. not without google.
- ice hockey (i'll let you guess if it's good or bad)
- they call it fucking "sOcCeR"

uk/britain:

- i don't remember much bc i went there when i was like fucking eight months old
- harry potter
- the accent >>>
- they call it football (they are correct.)
- i don't have much to say other than that i rlly like the typical tourist thing to say such as the nice red double decker busses

france:
- apparently i'm french(ie)
- CROISSANTS AND BAGUETS
- i fucking love the parisian style.
- ik many ppl are like "oh no, paris is so basic" SO? I FUCKING LOVE PARIS. like if you actually go there you will actually be like "now i see why ppl love paris so much" you have no idea how much money i probably spent on those people illegally selling eiffel towers even though literally everybody buys them, i have one on my keys
- they don't ask for id when ordering alcohol (as long as you probably look of age lol)
- also. northern france is so pretty. i've been like all over france and i love it
- um. i suck at speaking french.
- some ppl are rude. like. i was getting a metro ticket and the lady was like "YOU DIDNT EVEN GREET ME?" girlypop yes i did.
- walking nine hours in france is fucking tiring
- they call it football (they are correct.)

belgium (belgië):
- waffles. fucking. waffles.
- waffles.
- waffles.
- waffles.
- the word waffles is starting to look rlly weird if i just keep typing it
- so apparently in brussles, the shuttle doesn't run on sundays (learned that the hard way)
- they call it football (they are correct.)

holland/the netherlands (nederland):
- fucking love holland
- the stroopwaffles >>> (those flat waffles with melted caramel)
- they have great drinks.
- i can actually speak dutch (yay)
- it's flat but not as flat like saskatchewan
- everything is rlly close
- biking culture <3
- you can make your own soft ice cream at ikea
- when it rains, it RAINS (thunder and lightning included)
- they call it football (they are correct.)
- a lot of you are going to hate me but i grew up not eating red licorice... black licorice >>> 

germany (deutschland):
- SCHNITZEL <3
- i love the language, when i see those vids of comparing languages, i always laugh at german (no i'm not trying to insult you.)
- the castles are incredible. they make me feel like i'm living a fucking fairytale.
- they call it football (they are correct.)
- um. 1939-1945.
- i like germany, i can't rlly explain why tho

lichtenstein:
- um i don't rlly know bc this country is literally only 160 km² (61.7763 in square miles)
- yeah but it was nice driving through it in like half an hour :D
- they call it football (they are correct.)

luxembourg (lëtzebuerg): 

- for some reason my mind doesn't want to remember what i did when i visited this country but i'm sure it's nice
- VERY beautiful (from what i've seen lol)
- they call it football (they are correct.)

switzerland (svizzera/o, suisse, schweiz):
- i hate hiking but the mountains are fucking bootiful
- i low key love the names of the places in switzerland
- i keep mixing switzerland and sweden up (no, not when i'm pointing them out on a map but when i'm talking)
- they call it football (they are correct.)

italy (italia):

- look. ik probably every person who's been to italy says this. BUT THE FUCKING PIZZA >>>
- AND THE FUCKING PASTA >>>
- i drove up this one mountain with like 42 hairpin turns like ones like this > but then circular
- narrow roads
- BOOTIFUL LANDSCAPE
- they call it football (they are correct.)

austria (österreich):
- i'm sorry but the sausages fucking slap. but they ain't rlly healthy. but still.
- the packaging of yoghurt
- me and my cousin (when we were younger) went around the campsite asking people if we could do their dishes for like a euro (ALSO I HATE IT WHEN PPL ARE LIKE "oh yeah, euro dollar" ITS NOT A FUCKING DOLLAR. ITS JUST CALLED A EURO. ITS NOT LIKE WE CALL IT EURODOLLARVISION. NO. WE CALL IT EUROVISION)
- i love austria. and they have nice mountains.

october 31, 2023 update: i say know your geography but i'm here mainly knowing europe and both south and north america... and a bit of asia ig. and the top and very bottom of africa. mhm. i realized that this was a stupid update but imma do it anyways bc i already typed it all out and i dont wanna delete it or use correct grammar or go back and fix anything bc im lazy af
mwah <3

anyways
what are some of your favourite places to go (if you travel)?
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where would you go if you had unlimited money?
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I LOVE YOU MWAH