welcome to 'things i quote on the daily, mostly without any context'
these are mostly from musicals, but there's an odd few here or there
i'll try to categorise them
anyways
ENJOY :D
("these mean that a different person is speaking")
hamilton:
- you'll be bEck
- raise a glass to freedom
- now i'm the villain in your history...
- da da da da daaaaaaaa
- i'm watching it. BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
- imigrants? we get the job done.
- southern mother fucking democratic republicans
- hey, turn around, bend over, i'll show you where my shoe FITS
- i'm willing to wait for it
- i'm not throwin' away my shot.
- talk less... *don't* smile more
- WORK
- everything's legal in new jersey
newsies:
- the woild is yer erster
- headlines don't sell papes, newsies sell papes
- we won't carry no banner that don't. spell. FREEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMM.
- santa fEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- HEY that's my cigar
- newsies stop the woild, now there's a headline even elmer could sell
- cuuuuuuuuuuurtleeeeed coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, concreeeeeeeeeet donut spriiiiiiiiinkled with mooooooooooold
- never fear, brooklyn is here
- STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!
- THERES CHANGE COMING ONCE AND FOR ALL (i cry now)
- so let's get drunk! not with liquor, fame works quicker
- so the woild says no? WELL THE KIDS DO TOO!
- where better to escape trouble than a theare?
- the name's jack kelly
- hey cowboy, nice shiner
- I COULD EAT TWO DAYS IN A DIME
- hey, your honour i object... "on what grounds?"... on the ground of brooklyn your honour
- it ain't lyin' it's just improving the truth a little
heathers:
- SHUT UP HEATHER
- I WISH YOUR DAD WERE GOOD I WISH GROWN UPS UNDERSTOOD I WISH WE'D MET BEFORE THEY CONVINCED YOU LIFE IS WAR I WISH YOU'D COME WITH ME. "i wish i had more tnt."
- september 1st, 1989, dear diary.
- honey what you waiting fooooooooooor, welcome to my candy stoooooooooooore, you just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymoooooooooooore. and step into my candy store.
- happiness comes, when everything numbs. who needs cocaaaaaaaaaine?
- martha dumptruck in the flesh, here comes the cootie squad. we should- SHUT UP HEATHER. sorry heather. look who's with her. oh my god.
- *insert the whole 'dead girl walking' song*
- but i don't have a motorbike. wait. here's an option that i like. *again interior the whole 'dead girl walking' song
- so i built a bomb. tonight our school is vietnam.
- YOUUUU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE. I AMMMMM ALL THAT YOU NEED. YOUUUUUUU CAAAAARVED OPEN MY HEART. CAAAAAAANR JUUUUUUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED. VERONICA. OPEN THE- OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE. VERONICA OPEN THE DOOOOOR. VERONICA CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE PLEASE. CAN WE NOT FIGHT ANYMORE? VERONICA IM SURE YOURE SCARED IVE BEEN THERE I CAN SET YOU FREEEEEE. VERONICA DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE. IM GOING TO COUNT THREE. ONE. TWO. FUCK IT.
- you're planning your future. veronica sawyer. you'll go to some college and marry a lawyer.
mean girls (a mix of musical and movie):
- oh my god karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
- that's so FETCH. "stop trying to make 'fetch' happen gretchen. it's not going to happen."
- BOO YOU WHORE
- you wanna do something fun? *gasp* wanna go to taco bell?
- my name is regina geoooooorge
- it's not my fault you're like in love with me or something?!
- i wanna watch the world burn
- i can't *cough cough* i'm sick
- oh. no. she. did. not.
- if you and regina are best friends now... you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. for example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you, because she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. and she's not really blonde. her natural colour. is dark. blonde. also she told me she totally cheats on aaron. every thursday she says she has SAT prep, but really, she's hooking up with shane oman in the north shore lion's costume. "she makes him wear the costume?" NO. THEYRE BOTH IN THE COSTUME
- on wednesdays we wear pink
- she doesn't even go here!
- get in loser, we're going shopping
- oh my god, i love your skirt, where'd you get it?... that is the ugliest effing skirt i have ever seen
- X IS GREATER THAN THE VALUE OF Y
beetlejuice:
- beetlejuice... beetlejuice... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCAUSE. you're so smart. a stand up bro. *sings the whole song*
- beetlejuice... beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- now i really love creepy old guys
- i, myself, and strange and unusual
- hey mom. dead mooooooooooom.
- i do this bullshit like eight times a week.
- that's the thing about life, no one makes it out aliiiiiiiiiive
- i'm not sick. i'm just dead.
- if you die while listening to this album, it's still going to keep playing
- science makes no sense. who needs evidence?
- i am marrying my own creepy old guyyyyy
hadestown:
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- come home with me. "who are you?"
- hades, you let them go... "i let them try"
- the dog you really gotta dread, is the one that howls inside your head
dear evan hansen:
- sincerely... miss you dearly. sincerely me.
- all we see is sky... for foreverrrrrrr
- i used to slam on the break before i even turn the key. (i legit relate so much. i hate driving.)
- he's definitely high. 🚬
in the heights:
- 96,000. "dollars? hola!" 96,000 "that's a lot of spray cans." 96,000 "damnnnnnnn"
- VANESSA!
- you ain't got no skills.
- i owe you a bottle of champagne 🍾
- i don't know if we have coffee cups or plastic cups. i already packed the cups.
- para siempre
- how do you get this gold shit off?
- usnavi all night you barely even danced with me. don't make me laugh i've been trying all night. you've been shaking your ass for like half of the heights. "real nice" you barely gave me a chance all evening. "what" do i get another dance? "i'm leaving" VANSEEEESAAAAAA
six:
- in FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE more minutes 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁we're SIX
- JA
- no one vantes a waist over... nine inches
west side story:
- you forget IM *not* in amerIcaaaaaaa
- tooooniiiiiiiight toooooooniiiiiiiiiight
- ONE OF YOUR OWN KIND STICK TO YOUR OWN KIIIIIIIIIIND
- looks at youse. you bunch of frackling friggin disappointments. now gimme one good reason why i shouldn't throw the book atcha
- make of our haaaaaaanda oneeeeeeee haaaaaaaand. make of our heaaaaaaaaaaarts oneeeeeeeeeee heaaaaaaaaaaaart.
little shop of horrors
- SUDDENLY seymoreeeeeeeeeeeee
- i need a man. and i'd follow him blindly. (slay i guess.)
kinky boots:
- literally the whole song 'the history of wrong guys'
wicked:
- you. will. be. popular.
- toss toss.
- GUH-linda
- tell them how i'm defying gravityyyyyyy. i'm flying hiiiiiiiigh, defying gravityyyyyyyyy
- and nobody. in all of oz. no wizard that there is or was. is ever gonna bring. meeeeeeeee. DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN.
- un. ad. ult. er. ated. loathing. for your face. your voice. your clothing! let's just say. i loathe it all.
there's probably a lot more but i know probably don't give two shits about my lifestyle of musicals.
BUT THERE ARE SOME FUN AND RECOGNIZABLE QUOTES HERE
which was your fav quote?
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MWAH
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