35. lemme get this straight.

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this chapter is dedicated to my adopted and lovely child. Eeyoremylove

(i love you. i rlly do. but daphne is blonde honey.)

first of all
i'd like to say how i always hate astoria for some reason SORRY but i prefer daphne
idk why so don't ask.
i think my hatred started when i was draco obsessed and thinking that astoria was stealing draco from me (DONT FUCKING ASK I WAS LIKE 12)
anyways

i think my hatred started when i was draco obsessed and thinking that astoria was stealing draco from me (DONT FUCKING ASK I WAS LIKE 12)anyways

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daphne. is blonde. as shown in this picture. AND if you search up "daphne greengrass" there will only be blondes :D

this is like the actual harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 astoria

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this is like the actual harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 astoria. like. it can't get anymore real than this. anyways. i thought she had narcissa like hair but like clearly i was wrong BUT SHES BRUNETTE (i think she got this correct but some of y'all are disappointing. MWAH)
anyways
i don't rlly like the fancasting of astoria
and this picture made it worse. it scared me.

the head is abnormally large

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the head is abnormally large

ANYWAYS
IDK WHY I DONT LIKE THE FANCASTING SO DONT FUCKING COME AFTER ME OK <3

we didn't talk abt this but imma put it here anywayspansy will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS be scarlett byrne (this is me realizing that i named one of my characters the same last name as her but it's not published yet

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we didn't talk abt this but imma put it here anyways
pansy will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS be scarlett byrne (this is me realizing that i named one of my characters the same last name as her but it's not published yet. will i change it? no. i'm lazy. anyways.)

pansy will NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
be literal pug face 

she looks cute tho (NOT LIKE THAT IM JUST SAYING SHE HAVE A VERY YOUTHFUL FACE IF I WERE TO CALL SOMEONE HOT I WOULD SAY DAMN HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS MATTHEO)anywaysi will also not rlly see pansy as that other person who looks like a grown up version o...

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she looks cute tho (NOT LIKE THAT IM JUST SAYING SHE HAVE A VERY YOUTHFUL FACE IF I WERE TO CALL SOMEONE HOT I WOULD SAY DAMN HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS MATTHEO)
anyways
i will also not rlly see pansy as that other person who looks like a grown up version of pug face (i'm going to feel insanely silly if they are the same person but just grown up)

she looks cute tho (NOT LIKE THAT IM JUST SAYING SHE HAVE A VERY YOUTHFUL FACE IF I WERE TO CALL SOMEONE HOT I WOULD SAY DAMN HOLY FUCK LOOK ITS MATTHEO)anywaysi will also not rlly see pansy as that other person who looks like a grown up version o...

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this is the girlypop who is in that italian show 'baby' with theodore nott (lorenzo zurzolo)
like i see the connection but like no thanks

also
people who fancast tom riddle to be smo else. fuck you (i'm kidding i love you) BUT LIKE CHRISTIAN (young) IS PERFECT

 fuck you (i'm kidding i love you) BUT LIKE CHRISTIAN (young) IS PERFECT

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nobody wants him so i'm taking him. AND MATTHEO AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME.

anyways
also
like
don't fancast draco as anybody else either
i can't handle that

anyways
i hate that harry potter is such a masterpiece but like j.k. isn't rlly. but we love everybody bc we don't hate. (even tho she does. ugh.)
but we must learn how to love each other before all of earth and humanity gets burnt to a crisp

ANYWAYS
what is your harry potter ick?
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MWAH
KISSES AND CROISSANTS 💋🥐

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