Archer & The Dragon | Countryhumans

A girl in a white dress

Underneath the radiating sun, a Mongolian softly snores. Having stayed up overnight, a good rest was exactly what he so righteously deserved. His eyes furrow as a shadow looms over him, with faint snickers being heard, Mongolia presumed he imagined that sound. 

*Splash!*

He yelped at the rude awakening of water being dumped on him. "*Gasp* ЮУ ВЭ?!" Frantically looking around Mongolia stares up to see Korea howling joyously with him holding a bucket, Russia was snickering as well. "KOREA! Did you splash water on me!?" The prank made him enraged, Korea wiped the small tear forming in his eye. "Haha! You should've seen the look on your face!"

"You insolent beast! You'll pay for this! Get back here!" Mongolia chased after Korea, and Russia watched the chaos unfold. "Na Na Na! You can't catch me!" It wasn't fair, he had wings to fly with. Mongolia was soon tuckered out, he glared daggers at Korea who continued chuckling.

"Stop laughing! This isn't funny! Just look what you've done to my deel!" His outfit was soaked, and water kept dripping from his sleeves. After a long night of guarding this was the kind of thanks he got. "Serves you right, consider that a payback for yesterday morning, now we're even."

"Uuugh! You're insufferable!" Mongolia takes his clothes off, and underneath he wears a white tank top and a black short. Korea's noises stopped, eyes too focused on scanning Mongolia's revealed skin. "Hmm..." 

"What exactly are you looking at?" Still mad at his deliberate action, his voice grumbles in Korea's ears. "Oh, nothing, You look much more attractive and lively with fewer clothes covering your body." The lovely shade of blue became vague due to the wetness, his favorite deel tarnished by the ungrateful Dragon circling him. Mongolia took a deep breath, "Like we discussed earlier, you need to go wash yourself..."

His wings slumped when he remembered the talk they had the previous day. River water is not something he wishes to douse himself with, "I suppose I should, but how would I know if you two... or generally speaking, you, are going to leave me?" There was still an ounce of distrust in his heart, he doesn't know him that well. "Don't be skeptical, we'll wait for you right here, I can dry my clothes while you're off."

He hummed and squinted his eyes in suspicion, there were no written emotions of lies, so he took his word for it. "Alright then! I better see you two here after I'm done!" Korea glides to the area where the river is seen. Mongolia scowls out of sight and mind, the scorn shown by his expression. He gathers up green leaves and twigs, and Russia tilts his head in curiosity. "Mongolia... what are you doing?"

"Something I like to call өшөө авалт! Nobody pranks me and gets away with it! Help me collect more sticks!" Russia was down for another juvenile practical joke. "On it!" He does a salute before dashing off. 

Somewhere else, Korea was feeling the temperature of the streaming water. "Hm... it's warm enough... Should I wash my clothes first?" 

...

"Eh, what the heck, cannonball!" He flies high to plummet into the water. "Hm Hm La La~" Humming a tune, he scrubs the spots on his skin away. The cleaning sensation exposed his white scales to gain as much enjoyment as possible. "This isn't as bad as I thought... I feel like I'm back to being shiny~"

"Hm..." Making sure no one was peeking, he gently removed his mutilated garments and placed them near a rock. "That's better~" Unbeknownst to the ignorant dragon, a shadow was spying on him in the woods.

...

"One more stretch and... we're done!" Mongolia finished tying a knot under a pile of leaves. A trap was set in a nick of time, "Now, when Korea is done bathing he'll walk towards us! He won't notice the sinkhole we've hidden until it's too late! This is absolutely diabolical!"