The voice (mori x reader soulmate au)

Cavities

"Now you've done it!" Tamaki yelled. I looked up from my book, a new one as a gift from takashi that I was already a quarter of the way through, to see a spilled teacup and a dirty usa-chan. 

"It's done alright."

"But it wasn't our fault." The twins denied. 

"What?! You idiots! You're the ones who bumped into it, right?" 

"Only because haruhi was running away!"

"We were trying to catch her cause we wanted to have some fun and dress her up in some cosplay." 

"We were going to do y/n after." I glared at them, and sipped my coffee angrily, going back to my book while still listening to them. Mori mentioned it was the first book of one of his favorite series, goddess of the moon. I haven't heard of it, but it's good so far, and I'm definitely getting invested in this. 

"So what- we cosplay all the time!"

"We weren't going with the host club's usual costumes."

"We want to see haruhi in bunny cosplay, and then we were going to do y/n in bear cosplay, both disguised as a girl."

"Disguised as a girl?" Haruhi said nervously. 

"You'd like to see it too, wouldn't you?" Tamaki's eyes widened as he blushed, probably imagining it. 

"I'd definitely want to see that- What am I thinking?! There's no time for stuff like that right now, and y/n is mori senpai's girlfriend!" He pointed at the twins. "I know what you're up to! You're trying to distract me from the mess you've made! The twins were squeezing Haruhi, and I got up, placing a bookmark in what I was reading. 

"Guys, cut it out." I Pried the twins' arms off Haruhi, and then looked back to Tamaki. "And senpai, I would appreciate it if you didn't think of me like that. Ever." Kyoya cut in while the twins and Tamaki started fighting over Haruhi, the twins still trying to grab her. 

"Excuse me. We don't have any guests at the moment, so I don't mind if you make a racket, but please. Be careful. You don't want to wake up honey senpai." That got the trio to stop fighting, and instead freeze in fear. I don't get it though, and neither does Haruhi by the looks of it. 

"He's a third year who still takes afternoon naps? Well, we're going to have to tell him about the bunny at some point. Let's just wake him up and apologize." 

"No wait. Don't get any closer to honey senpai." The trio said quietly, cowering on a couch. 

"Come back, it's safe over here!" 

"What are you talking about?"

"Honey senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after napping." Haruhi was confused, and frankly, I was too. "Now this may just be a rumor, but the haninozuka family once visited a U.S. military base to give combat training. Supposedly, honey-senpai slept through most of it because of his jetlag. Then, a soldier came in and carelessly tried to wake him up since he had been sleeping for so long. On that day, he wiped out two entire platoons of soldiers, and not just any soldiers- green berets! And I've heard we've had diplomatic issues with america ever since that day!"

"How terrifying!"

"And we've got a bigger problem! Usa-chan was hand-made for honey senpai by his deceased grandmother. You've seen the way he's carried it around, that little bunny is his most prized possession. I can't imagine how he's going to react when he wakes up and sees that his precious usa-chan is ruined!"

"Surely you can just give him a bath, can't you?" I was ignored. I sighed and sat back down, taking out my laptop, and continued working on my next novel, another thriller, but more toned down. This one was more of a classic 'who done it?'