Dream on || Blue lock x Reader

23. Garbage Truck

Merry pissmas

"Loki [Lastname], or should I say... [Name] [Lastname]! The jury has found you guilty of the following crimes against Blue Lock; fraud, manipulation, treason, withholding information from the court and tricking us all!! How do you plea?"

"This is stupid." You replied shortly, completely unimpressed with Bachira's horrible, over dramatic acting skills.

At the current moment, you were completely helpless to the whims of the boys around you. They had tied you up to a chair by using their extra shirts and bedsheets to create a rope in order to keep you bound. It was a pretty rudimentary way to tie someone up, but given their limited resources you would applaud their creativity... well, if your hands weren't tied behind your back.

Looking from left to right, you could see a good chunk of your friends. Each of them held a rectangular object in their hands as they surrounded you in a ring. They stood on edge, as if they were ready to attack you if you escaped... which probably wouldn't happen because you were tied up.

On the right hand side, you could see people like Isagi, Niko and Chigiri, all lined up with straight faces. On the other side, people like Shidou and Karasu appeared with wide grins on their faces, anticipating the suffering you were about to go through. The only one not a part of the circle was Bachira, instead he acted as if he was a judge. "Trial by Fire", is what he called it when he suggested it.

Hearing your disobedience, the boy with yellow highlights pointed a shaking finger at you. "Quiet prisoner! You shall not speak unless spoken to!"

"But you asked me what I plead...?"

"Yeaaahh but you're supposed to go along with it and plea guilty!" The boy whined childishly, slightly bounding on the spot. "Ugh, forget it! I'm adding another crime onto your list, being a total buzzkill!... Or maybe perchance, you want us to sentence you to death right here and now!"

"You can't just say "Perchance"..."

You knew you had to face music eventually. It was only natural your friends would confront you for lying to them, you just didn't think they would do it by doing a legal role-playing session. Although thinking back on it, there probably wasn't a way for you to prevent this situation.

After the last game you played, everyone had gone to the monitoring room to watch clips of themselves on the big screen. However, Along with this came one thing... noise, and lots of it too. Hell, Shiodu was enough to make a normal man go deaf, but add along people like Raichi and Rin to get each other really riled up and you have a one-man army able to shake all of Japan.

And naturally along with loud noises, comes curious teenage boys who can't mind their own business. One by one, people came to check out the noise and ended up joining the small party of people in the monitoring room until the entire room was filled to the brim with soccer boys. Some people ended up leaving early to sleep, like Barou and Rin while others like Reo didn't show up at all.

And as nice as it is to be with all your friends, with it came one thing... Confrontation.

"The jury had come to a verdict!" Bachira announced, pulling you from your thoughts. "[Name] [Lastname]... Is super undoubtedly guilty on all counts!!! I hereby sentence you to... Public execution!!!"

The boys around you cheered, as your face remained straight-faced at his outlandish play. This whole thing felt unnecessary and ridiculous, but if it made them feel better about finding out you were a girl, then so be it.

You lowed your head, bracing yourself for the punishment to come. The boys surrounding you raised their arms above their heads, bringing the rectangular objects they were holding along with them. After winding up, they quickly brought the objects that then held down on you, in divine retribution.