Forms of peace

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[TW] slightly graphic jokes

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You kicked small pebbles that you found on the path "hatake-san, my feet are hurting" mei whined

You grimaced at her and sighed "do not fret my lady" hatake replied
A glance over your shoulder and you immediately regret it, your eyebrow twitches in frustration

Everywhere you went, it was if it was just getting rubbed in your face everyday
Hatake carried mei bridal style and they both had pink cheeks, maybe mei a little bit more as her whole face was crimson

You sighed and continued walking in front of them when were you gonna find love like every couple? At first you found it endearing how every couple you saw we're so happy and bubbly in their own ways but now it was as if god was teasing you

How did they even start crushing on eachothother? Isnt he supposed to be professional and shes to be married? Thats the whole reason we're even on this trip!

Your mind went back to the man you saw at the uchiha estate and at the gates, back at the gates he disappeared so suddenly. Wouldnt that mean he's skilled? Maybe hes a ninja... A skilled ninja!

You chewed on your bottom lip
"you wanna take him for me?"
Your face went blankಠ_ಠ and you slowly started predicting things

Madara uchiha, the current leader of the uchiha clan. Marrying him would make you popular or at least known for sure. He was known to be hashirama's rival and equal
Even just his name brought a chill down people's spine

Marrying him would mean you'd be protected as well right? You wanted to see how he looked, because maybe if you did end up marrying him and he was good looking. Your children would have a chance of being good looking as well

But who was that guy you had a little crush on? He was at the uchiha estate and he had the characteristics of the uchiha so he must be part of the clan as well

But you didnt believe he was weak, he disappeared out of thin air and had this scary aura to him. He was also well built....

"wait" you grabbed his forearm
Back then... You felt the muscles he had in his forearms and they sure were lovely

You froze, a scary aura, madara uchiha's name would scare even the most skilled people. He was an uchiha that was well built... Madara uchiha is known to be hashirama's rival. Wouldnt that mean he was strong physcially right?

You shook your head, your little crush just couldnt be madara uchiha right? I mean who could crush on such a frightening man like him!

"madara uchiha? The depressed brute?-" your sister slapped a hand over your mouth "dont say that y/n! Hes one of the highest positioned lords in konoha and hes one of the strongest ninja's..." hearts pounded in her eyes

You glanced over your shoulder and saw mei giggling with hatake
Mei had a crush on madara uchiha, and mei was the pickiest of the siblings with men

And you would never admit it but mei did also have a good preference in men
It was as if an idea clicked in your head

You slowed down so that the two could catch up and once you were beside mei you locked arms with her "mei~" you sing talked

She seemed a little surprised at your behavior but still managed to smile sweetly "yes, what do you need y/n?" you rubbed the back of your neck and pink dusted your cheeks

Mei noticed that and quickly seperated from hatake to create some privacy for the both of you
"madara uchiha... What does he look like?" you glanced at her from the corner of your eye

She wiggled her eyebrows "why do you want to know?" she snickered
"well, miya was supposed to marry him but she doesnt want to so she asked me if i wanted to"
Mei hummed

You cheered internally for your amazing skills at making excuses and lying "well he's tall, im pretty sure taller than you even"

One cross, little crush was atleast a head taller than you

"he has long black hair that covers one of his eyes"

Second cross, little crush had really long hair. Longer than yours even

"hes so well built you can see it through that thick armour of his!"

Third cross...
"and he has this mysterious look to him"

Stab a dagger in my neck and murder me now

"okay okay, i think i got the idea now. Thanks, you can go back to your boyfriend now" your whole face was scorching hot and crimson. Mei grinned at it "it sure does look like it-"

"my ladies, we have arrived at the sand village" hatake announced
You looked up to see huge stair like walls surrounding the entrance of the village
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You looked around you as you walked in awe, the sand village was so much more different than konoha and you found it beautiful

"ahh! There's my soon-to-be wife!" a crispy voice called out

You looked in front of you and saw a man around the same height as you, maybe even shorter
He had short blue hair and green eyes that faded into orange

He had his arms opened big and wide, gesturing mei into a hug
Mei sweatdropped and hugged him awkwardly
The man glanced over at you once he seperated from mei "and who might this be?" he looked at you up and down

"shes my younger sister" you plastered a smile onto your face "my name is y/n, nice to meet you?..." you trailed off as you didnt know his name "aki, aki kitana" you tilted your head side ways

Kitana? As in the weapon? "i must say, beauty does run in the family" he grinned as he stared at you "i didnt know i could find a woman who might even be taller than me attractive" you grimaced at his compliments

"would you like to be my second wif-" you laughed dryly "im afraid i am not here for love, my lord. I simply wish to accompany my sister to her wedding as the rest of our family were unable to come"

Straight lies

"i see, come with me then. I will introduce you two to our traditional wedding robes"

You slightly loosened your yukata as it was scorching hot here
A sigh left your lips and you followed the strange man