Forms of peace

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[TW] Slight gore
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It was the day after your friendly date with Tobirama and you haven't even seen madara or any signs of him

You sat on your knees a little bent over as you were rubbing a stain that got on the floor and that wouldn't come off, it was riling you up and making you frustrated

"Someone's mad" a teasing voice chuckled, your eyebrow twitched and you turned your head and saw a certain man with white hair and black stripes in it

"I'll beat you to a pulp if you don't shut your mouth!" You spat
Noya crossed his arms and tilted his head "really?"

You stood up and immediately started towering over him "how embarrassing it must be to be shorter than a woman" you covered your mouth with your hand and snickered

Noya's smiled faded and he sighed
You folded your arms over your chest and looked at him "anyway, where did madara-sama go? I haven't seen him all day and I don't remember any of you mentioning of him going on a mission"

Noya smirked "this is your second day at the uchiha estate and you already wanna know everything?"

You grinned and pressed your knuckles against your hips "well... at least I don't stalk the girls I find attractive" you shook your head as if he were to commit a crime

You pointed a finger towards him "you know what we call that? The average lonely and old men behaviour" you winked at him and laughed loudly

The colour in Noya's face was drained of all its contents and as he watched you laugh it was almost as if hashirama was standing before him
"How do you even know of that... I'm pretty sure I've never told anyone about it?" He raised an eyebrow

You hummed and rubbed your chin "who said I ask around if I wanna know something? I'm smart enough to find out by myself"

Noya sighed and glanced at you from the corner of his eye as he watched you pick up the rag you left on the floor

"but to answer your question, clan leader just comes and goes sometimes without even telling anyone anything. I've known him my whole life and even I don't know where he goes" noya shrugged his shoulders

The shorter man turned towards you yet it looked like he was looking at something behind you
"But it seems like he's been listening to us this whole time" he grinned
You raised an eyebrow and looked over your shoulder but saw no one
"You missed it, now I know that you're strong but slow in the head and slow physically" noya rolled his eyes

You looked at him with a look laced with disgust
"No wonder no girl wants to marry you, they don't want a man who rolls his eyes with sass" you stuck your tongue out at him

Noya's face was filled with irk marks and red in anger at your comment and he grabbed your collar "so you want to be like that now do you?-"

"Noya" a raspy voice called out, your eyes widened and your cheeks blew up as you were trying not to laugh