Short Kings Anthem

Part 26

No bones were broken so Chris and Lauren made their way to Iceland unscathed. On the agenda was some walking, exploring the capital, going to see some geysers, snowmobiling and of course a visit to the blue lagoon which was mainly for Lauren's benefit. Reykjavik the capital housed a penis museum, and being the children they were, the pair were visiting and not taking it all seriously .

"Not half the size of mine," Chris whispered in Lauren's ear as they stood in front of the elephant's penis and Lauren giggled but shook her head in disapproval at his joke.

"In your dreams."

"And there's Theo Baker's," Chris commented when they walked past the mouse penis's.

"In all seriousness, well maybe not completely serious but who do you think is packing down there?" Lauren asked just out of a bit of fun.

"Well Tobi obviously." Chris said matter of factly, it was a well known fact.

"Apart from the obvious,"

"Ethan talks a game which means he's an elephant or a mouse."

"I reckon your old friend Arthur has a surprise hiding under there," Lauren mused feeling a bit mischievous, she knew this would piss Chris off. Not that she was unsatisfied, she was just feeling cheeky.

"Can't say I've seen it, what makes you say that?"

"Dunno, just usually someone you don't expect. I mean for a small man you don't have a small one," Lauren added to let Chris know this wasn't about embarrassing him.

"Well thanks for the approval I guess." The conversation faded out quite soon after that, they walked round the city for a little bit longer before getting some dinner, drinks and going back to their hotel with Chris making some comments about his manhood often that evening and night.

The Blue Lagoon was wonderful and just what both of them needed after skiing and exploring, Chris quite liked a little pampering here and there too and wasn't afraid of a face mask to Lauren's delight.

"So where do you fancy our next adventure?" Chris asked as he leaned back on the wall behind him. The cold wall on his scapula feeling a stark contrast against the very warm water.

"Steady on, we've not even come back from this one yet. Poor Maple will forget who we are if we keep this up."

"No she won't, and we don't need to go anywhere immediately, maybe within the first few months of next year, March April where it warms up a bit?" Chris suggested. He didn't want it to be too long because he was planning something, all of the talk at skiing about Lauren and Chris constantly being on holiday made him think it was the best place to do it. When they went to Jersey for new years he was going to pick the ring up and keep it with him for when the moment came. The more he thought about it the more he was itching to ask the question.

"Spring sounds good, something to help us get through the winter also, always love something to look forward to," Lauren dipped her shoulders under the warm water a little bit as a breeze rolled in.

"Great, just think about where." Chris then pulled Lauren in towards him slightly, she wrapped her legs around him and placed head on his shoulder as Chris tilted his head back, incredibly content at life.

Another holiday meant another photo dump, which of course meant more comments. For the most part people were now used to Chris and Lauren being together and things were pretty positive, you'd get the odd troll but part of being in the position they were both in was to try and ignore those.

With now just three weeks to go before Christmas, Lauren was panicking. She had bought for everyone except for Chris, sure he had a couple of bits and pieces like a hoodie and a football shirt but she was lacking something big for him.