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OH WOWZERS VAMPIRE DAVE

**I WAS KARKAT**

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TG: sup vantas

CG: THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT STRIDER, I'M BUSY.

TG: it is to me but you know how you owe me

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CG: I DON'T RECALL "OWING YOU" ANYTHING.

TG: you do and im cashing in

TG: im hungry

CG: OH FUCK WHAT?

CG: CAN'T YOU GET SOME OTHER INNOCENT BYSTANDER?

CG: WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG?

CG: WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILL ME?

TG: nope i want you and nothin will go wrong i promise

CG: WELL WAY TO FUCKING GIVE ME A HEADS UP.

CG: I NEED TO BE MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS SORT OF SHIT.

TG: too bad im hungry now

CG: JESUS CHRIST WHATEVER... ARE YOU COMING OVER HERE?

TG: yeah im like 2 minutes away

CG: FUCK. *HIS PESTERCHUM GOES IDLE AND HE SITS AT HIS COMPUTER CHAIR, RUNNING A HAND THROUGH HIS DARK HAIR* I'M GOING TO DIE.

TG: *two minutes later dave knocks on karkats door* open up dude

CG: *HE WALKS SLOWLY OUT TO THE DOOR AND HESITATES. MAYBE IF HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING HE WOULD JUST GO AWAY?*

TG: i know youre in there and i can pick a lock now open up

CG: *HE SIGHS SHAKILY BEFORE OPENING THE DOOR AND LETTING DAVE IN* DO.. DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS? I'M SURE THERE'S A FUCK TON OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD TASTE MUCH BETTER THAN ME.

TG: vantas im not gonna kill you i know what im doing okay *he walks in and shuts the door* its only gonna feel like a litte pinch

CG: OH GOD OH GOD OKAY... JUST UH, GIVE ME A SECOND.. *HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND DRAGS A HAND DOWN HIS FACE* WHERE DO YOU...YOU KNOW, WANT TO DO THIS?

TG: heres fine *he pulled karkat closer* youll be fine

CG: *ALL THE COLOUR FROM HIS FACE DRAINED AND HE GAVE A SMALL AND QUICK NOD BEFORE SHUTTING HIS EYES*

TG: *dave licked his neck and bit him*

CG: *HIS EYES FLEW OPEN AND HE GASPED, GRABBING ONTO DAVE'S SLEEVE*

TG: *he slowly sucks his blood and a minute later he pulls away licking up the blood* see

TG: youre fine

CG: *HE WHIMPERS SLIGHTLY AND NODS* I UM, I THINK I NEED TO SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND... *HE WALKS SLOWLY OVER TO THE KITCHEN TABLE AND SLUMPS INTO A CHAIR, LOOKING LIKE HE HAD JUST SEEN A GHOST*

TG: *he watched him and leaned on a wall* you okay

CG: YES. MAYBE? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! *HE RUBBED HIS NECK WHERE DAVE HAD BITTEN HIM* I THINK THAT WAS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER DONE.

TG: *he laughed a bit* most likely

CG: *HE SUDDENLY NARROWED HIS EYES, THE SHOCK OF IT WEARING OFF SO HE COULD BE MAD* WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PICK ME? WHY NOT PUT SOMEONE ELSE THROUGH THAT SORT OF TERROR, HUH?