**i'm sollux**
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TA: you mu2t be the 2quare root of two becau2e ii feel iirratiional around you
CA: holy fuck
TA: my love for you ii2 a monotoniically iincrea2iing unbounded functiion
CA: its so bad it hurts sol shit
TA: whatever ii'm tryiing my be2t here ed
TA: your beauty cannot be 2panned by a fiiniite ba2ii2 of vector2
CA: shit sol if ya wwonna fuck just say it
TA: my love for you ii2 liike y=2^x... exponentiially growiing
TA: no waiit ii have a few more
CA: *leans against wwall* lay 'em on me
TA: *he 2tand2 iin front of you, 2miiliing liike an iidiiot* how can ii know 2o many hundred2 of diigiit2 of pii and not the 7 diigiit2 of your phone number?
CA: *smirks* okay that one wwas kinda funny
TA: 2hut up, they're 2uppo2ed two woo you
TA: 2iince dii2tance equal2 velociity tiime2 tiime, let'2 let velociity and tiime approach iinfiiniity, becau2e that'2 how long ii want two 2pend wiith you.
CA: wwell if ya wwere gonna scored wwith any itd probably be that one
TA: really?
CA: yeah
CA: go wwith the 7 digits one
CA: i think its the best
TA: okay okay but waiit.
CA: im listenin im listenin
TA: ii2 your name google? becau2e you have everythiing ii've been 2earchiing for
TA: what about that one?
CA: okay that ones nice i really like that one
TA: are you 2iittiing on the f5 key? cau2e your a22 ii2 refre2hiing
CA: oh cod maybe for stand up
CA: shit sol quit wwhile youre ahead
TA: ugh.. wa2 that one that bad?
CA: it wwas funny
CA: not wwooin
TA: ii dont want them two be funny
TA: 2hiit
CA: sol i aint exactly the best at wwooin either
CA: if ya knoww my history
TA: yeah but thii2 need2 two be perfect
CA: noww wwhy's that?
TA: what about, computer tech2 have 2kiilled fiinger2 iif you know what ii mean? *eyebrow waggle*
TA: becau2e iit ju2t doe2
CA: *laughs* dont...
CA: dont use that
CA: dont wwiggle ya eyebrowws
TA: *he frown2 and lean2 on the wall next two hiim, thiinkiing* uh.. well how about, ii2 your name wii-fii? becau2e ii'm really feeliing a connectiion
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