*I'm Sollux*
carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
CG: HEY SOLLUX
TA: hey kk
TA: can ii a2k you a favour?
CG: DEPENDS
CG: WHAT'S THE FAVOR?
TA: well let'2 ju2t 2ay you had a 2ecret flu2h cru2h okay? and you diidn't tell anyone about iit before but you want two kiind of.. 2park 2ome red feeliing2 wiith the other.. how would you go about doiing that exactly?
CG: I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS IF AND ONLY IF YOU TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS OTHER
TA: what??
TA: fuck no!
TA: ii 2aiid for you two pretend two be flu2hed for 2omeone remember?
TA: maybe ii'm a2kiing for a friiend!
CG: FINE THEN LOOKS LIKE YOUR NOT GETTING ANY FUCKING HELP FROM A ROMANCE GENIUS
CG: PLUS
TA: look kk.
TA: iit'2 not iimportant who iit ii2.
TA: what'2 iimportant ii2 you telliing me how two deal wiith thii2 2iituatiion.
TA: iim 2ort of freakiing out
TA: ii mean my friiend ii2
TA: he'2 kiind of an iidiiot when iit come2 two thii2 2ort of 2hiit.
CG: ONE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT WHO THE PERSON IS TWO NEXT TIME LEMME MY GOG DAMN SENTENCE THREE THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND I KNOW IT
CG: DON'T EVEN FIX YOUR LISPY ASS MOUTH TO LIE TO ME EITHER
TA: fiine whatever. ju2t tell me what two do already.
CG: OI WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY EARLIER BEE FUCKER
TA: bee fucker? that'2 a new one.
CG: YEAH I GOT A WHOLE LOAD OF THEM FOR INSTANTS LISP KING-
CG: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!
TA: wow thank2 kk
TA: ii appreciiate the 2entiiment
TA: ...what 2ubject?
CG: ...
TA: fiine
TA: ju2t tell me how two deal wiith thii2 fuckery
CG: NOT TILL YOU GEMME A GOG DAMN NAME AND IF IT'S FISH DICK I'M NOT HELPING AT ALL
TA: fuck no! iit ii2 NOT hiim.
TA: dear gog kk
TA: ii thought you had more faiith iin me than that
CG: WELL I DON'T REALLY OH AND IS IT FEF
TA: no iit'2 not FF
CG: URGHHHH THEN WHO THE FUCK IS IT
TA: um.. what part "iit2 not iimportant" diid you not gra2p?
TA: of*))
CG: WHAT PART OF "IIT'2 VERY I IMPORTANT" DIID YOU NOT GRA2P BEE BOY
TA: don't call me bee boy, crab boy.
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