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TA: KK!
CG: YOUR EXCITEMENT HAS BEEN NOTED, EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO VOMIT PROFUSELY IN THE CORNER DUE TO YOUR UNWANTED ENJOYMENT.
CG: WHAT IS IT?
TA: Okay fiir2t of all, fuck you
TA: 2econd of all, diid II leave my hu2ktwop at your hiive?? II can't fuckiing fiind iit anywhere!!
CG: DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE NOTICED A TON OF FUCKING *BEES*, SOLLUX?
CG: YOUR PROCESSING SYSTEM ISN'T EXACTLY DISCREET.
CG: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT, NO.
TA: Fuck, II don't know. You were probably twoo bu2y drooliing over that po2ter of wiill 2miith on your wall whiile payiing your re2pect2 two the 2hriine of Adam 2andler you have poked away
TA: Well fuck... WHERE THE HELL II2 IIT??? IIt'2 liiterally ju2t gone!
TA: Liike what the fuck??
CG: MAYBE IT GOT SWALLOWED UP IN YOUR MASSIVE EGO, IT'S PROBABLY LOCATED RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR SENSE OF HUMILITY AND YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF PERSONAL SPACE.
TA: II have a great under2tandiing of per2onal 2pace thank you very much. II rarely leave my hiive.
TA: How much more 2pace could you people fuckiing want?
CG: EXCUSE YOU, LAST TIME WE HANG OUT YOU WERE PURPOSELY PISSING ME OFF BY EITHER POKING ME OR ZAPPING ME WITH YOUR PSIONICS THE *ENTIRE NIGHT*, YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHE.
CG: *HUNG OUT
TA: IIt'2 not my fault you're 2o ea2iily provoked.
CG: IT WASN'T LIKE I WAS *ASKING* FOR YOU TO BUG ME! IT DIDN'T HELP THAT YOU SMELLED LIKE A ROTTEN PILE OF FECES THAT HADN'T TAKEN AN ABLUTION IN OVER A SWEEP.
TA: And techniically when II u2e my p2iioniic2 IIm not exactly twouchiing you 2o you 2tiill have your per2onal 2pace.
TA: What can II 2ay? II'm twoo bu2y!
CG: WELL WHEN YOU'RE DONE BEING 'TOO BUSY' JACKING YOURSELF OFF WITH YOUR HUSKTOP CABLES, WHY DON'T YOU JUST *TAKE A FUCKING ABLUTION*, ASSHOLE.
TA: II would iif II cared
TA: But of cour2e there'2 that naggiing fact that II dont
TA: 2o nah
CG: ONE OF THESE NIGHTS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE A DAMN ABLUTION.
TA: Fuckiing make me you bulge muncher
CG: FUCKING FINE!
CG: WAIT.
CG: NO I WON'T! THAT CAME OUT WRONG, I AM NOT COMING ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR DISGUSTING BODY WHEN IT IS NAKED.
TA: Thank you for takiing note of my dii2gu2tiingne22.
TA: II a2piire two be my mo2t dii2gu2tiing 2elf
TA: Glad two 2ee my work ii2 gettiing recogniitiion
CG: YOU'RE THE WORST.
TA: II know
TA: II try
CG: I THINK THE LACK OF A HUSKTOP IS MAKING THINGS WORSE, THOUGH.
TA: IIt probably ii2.
TA: There ii2 liiterally nothiing el2e II do
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