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TA: hey kk.
CG: SOLLUX WHY ARE YOU USING THAT COLOR FONT??
TA: for rea2on2 that you wiill know iif you joiin.
CG: JOIN WHAT??
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TA: but iif the text bug2 you here.
TA: oh, a cult.
CG: ...HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT GAMZEE?
TA: nah.
TA: ii have ju2t been kiilliing fii2hdiick2 for the number two.
CG: WHAT?
CG: SOLLUX WHAT KIND OF CULT IS THIS?
TA: have you 2tolen any hand2?
CG: ((HOLY FUCK OMG IM DYING))
TA: (( XD
CG: HOW MANY CUPCAKES HAVE YOU EATEN SOLLUX?
TA: ii havent eaten any, how many hand2 have you 2tolen kk.
CG: I HAVE STOLEN TWO HANDS SOLLUX.
TA: *2iigh* iim 2orry kk.
CG: I KNOW.
TA: but you have two diie now.
CG: GO AHEAD. I UNDERSTAND.
TA: really?
TA: you under2tand thii2 2hiit?
CG: YES SOLLUX. I GET IT.
CG: DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
TA: ii have two put you on the 2acriifiiciial 2lab, cut your heart out, then cut your hand2 off and giive them two the troll who you 2tole theiir hand2.
CG: THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE DIFFICULT SOLLUX...
TA: 2o?
CG: WELL I'M JUST SAYING IT COULD BE HARD.... WITHOUT HANDS! *HE HOLDS UP SOLLUX'S HANDS*
TA: *he ga2p2*
TA: KK HOW COULD YOU!?
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CG: OH SOLLUX~ IT WAS QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. I JUST HAD TO WAIT UNTIL YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY HANDS I HAD STOLEN AND WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING, I CHOPPED THEM OFF! *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*
TA: you would fiit iin 2o well iin the cult oh my two.
CG: YES SOLLUX. WE MUST WORSHIP THE NUMBER TWO.
CG: THAT IS WHY I TOOK TWO OF YOUR HANDS!
TA: haiil two!
CG: HAIL TWO!
TA: *hii2 fiinger2 move and hold up two fiinger2*
CG: *HE LETS OUT A GIRLISH SQUEAL AND DROPS THE HANDS* EW IT MOVED!
TA: eheheheheheh! *they crawl back and reattach two hiim* niice try.
CG: *HE GASPS* SOLLUX!
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TA: now, are you ready two pay the priice?
CG: ANYTHING FOR TWO.
TA: *he kiill2 hiim and ab2cond2*
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CG: THIS RP WAS A MESS.
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