Homestuck! MsPARP Adventures!

maybe ill finish this

This is a script style, not safe for work chat.

humanstuck!calling you at 3am!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

CG: DAVE.

TG: yeah?

CG: LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.

TG: but im in bed,

CG: OH JUST DO IT.

TG: ugh fine *he walks to the window still on the phone* ok im there

CG: NOW LOOK DOWN. *HE STANDS THERE WAVING AT HIM*

TG: what are you doing down there?

CG: WELL BEFORE I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

CG: NOW I NEED TO KNOW IF I CAN STAY WITH YOU FOR THE NIGHT?

TG: *he rolls his eyes, leaning against the windowframe as he looks down at him

TG: *

TG: yeah and now?

CG: IT'LL ONLY BE FOR A NIGHT. I'LL BE GONE BEFORE YOU EVEN WAKE UP IN THE MORNING. I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY..

TG: everything ok karkat?

CG: OH YEAH.. EVERYTHING'S COOL.. I JUST NEED SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP. I SWEAR IT'S ONLY FOR THE NIGHT. YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE IM THERE.

TG: i dont mind it karkat, just come on up and we can talk ok? its cold out there so hurry up.

CG: YEAH OKAY I'M COMING. *HE HANGS UP AND TAKES THE ELEVATOR UP TO HIS APARTMENT DOOR AND KNOCKS*

TG: *he opens it, looking still pretty tired from getting woken up* come on it karks

CG: THANKS. SORRY I WOKE YOU UP..

TG: nah its fine dude *he heads to the couch* so whats going on?

CG: OH UH.. DAD KICKED ME OUT AGAIN. IT'S NOT A REALLY BIG DEAL, HE'LL FORGET ABOUT IT IN A FEW DAYS BUT I JUST NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP FOR TONIGHT SO I DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP ON A PARK BENCH OR SOME SHIT. *HE SMILES WEAKLY AT HIM*

TG: *he dead pans* dude no, fuck that shit. stay here as long as you need too. bros gone for the week anyway so im home alone

CG: NO REALLY DAVE. I DON'T WANT TO BUM OFF YOU. TOMORROW WHEN HE LEAVES FOR WORK I CAN SNEAK IN AND GRAB SOME CLEAN CLOTHES AND MONEY AND GET A ROOM AT A MOTEL OR SOME SHIT. I KNOW WHERE HE HIDES THE SPARE KEY.

TG: karkat vantas you are staying here and if you leave i will beat your ass then drag you back here to stay. and if you think im joking i can find at least 3 katanas that say otherwise

CG: *HE SITS DOWN NEXT TO HIM AND CHUCKLES* DUDE, IT'S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL, I'M USED TO IT.

TG: i dont care, as your best friend its my job to do this. now come on i want to sleep so lets go to bed and we can talk more when the sun is out

CG: FINE.. *HE LIES DOWN ON THE COUCH*

TG: dude no *he grabs karkat throwing him over his shoulder as he carries karkat to his room*

CG: *HE YELPS A BIT IN SURPRISE AND STARTS SQUIRMING* DAVE! FUCK! PUT ME DOWN!!

TG: stop moving *he puts karkat down on the bed, and crawls in next to him*

CG: DAVE. I CAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH YOU KNOW. IT WON'T KILL ME. *HE GLARES AT HIM*

TG: too bad i like to sleep next to people you know that. now hush up because if i dont sleep soon you gotta deal with my tired ass all day