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TA: hey kk.
CG: HEY SOLLUX
TA: ii2 iit ju2t me or ii2 thii2 rock iimplau2iibly boriing?
CG: WELL
TA: lmao, iit 2uck2 here. but iill 2pare you the complaiint2
CG: IT IS JUST A ROCK REALLY
CG: NO COMPLAIN AWAY DUDE
CG: ITS BORING AS FUCK
TA: iim 2iick of 2iittiing on my a22 and whiiniing here. do you want two go do 2omethiing iin2tead?
CG: YES. THANK YOU. PLEASE LET'S DO SOMETHING.
TA: any iidea2? *he took off hii2 gla22e2, rubbiing hii2 temple2 from the unfortunate headache he had*
CG: NOT REALLY... WE COULD MESS WITH PEOPLE? *HE STARTS SPINNING IN HIS COMPUTER CHAIR*
TA: *iit wa2 mo2t liikely rendered due two hii2 iirratiional 2leepiing pattern2, 2tayiing up for a2 far a2 four day2 at a tiime and beiing fueled from only what he ate* or make 2opor piie... eh, me22iing wiith people ii2 good two though.
TA: ii mean, who pa22e2 up an offer two pii22 off fii2h face over there? *he poiinted two eriidan, who wa2 glariing at the floor for an unknown rea2on*
CG: *HE GLANCES OVER AT ERIDAN* NAH, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING ONE OF HIS "ETERNAL CONFLICTS" WHERE HE ARGUES WITH HIMSELF IN HIS MIND... WE SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE HIM ALONE DUDE..
CG: WE COULD WATCH A MOVIE?
TA: *he 2hrugged, fiinally lookiing up and puttiing hii2 gla22e2 on iin the mo2t nerdiie2t fa2hiion po22iible.* ii gue22 ii can manage one of your 2hiitty chiic fliick2 iif iit mean2 haviing 2omethiing two do.
CG: HEY FUCK YOU! THEY AREN'T CHICK FLICKS, THEY'RE GOOD MOVIES! IF YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH WHY DON'T WE WATCH ONE THAT YOU LIKE?
TA: eheh, whatever you 2ay kk. the 2hort ver2iion of the tiitle of thii2 bada22 moviie ii 2aw wa2 called "2aw", and iit2 2o good iill rewatch iit wiith you.
TA: iit2 hard two come by a good horror moviie.
CG: UHH... A HORROR MOVIE? DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD.. I DONT KNOW.. PICK SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE A COMEDY OR SOME SHIT?
TA: what2 wrong? *he raii2ed a tea2iing eyebrow* horror moviie2 ju2t have 2ome blood and death and 2hiit, iit2 not liike we havent 2een that iin real liife already.
CG: YEAH I GUESS.. BUT HORROR MOVIES ARE STUPID ANYWAY.. I MEAN THE ACTING IS JUST HORRIBLE! *HE RUBS THE BACK OF HIS NECK, NERVOUSLY*
TA: *forciing hiim2elf two get out of hii2 tiired 2tupor, he 2tood up and u2ed hii2 p2iioniic2 two piick the other up, whiile walkiing toward hii2 hiive* pff, excu2e2.
TA: romcom2 are ju2t a2 gro22, probably even wor2e lmao.
CG: *HIS EYES WIDEN AND HE YELPS SLIGHTLY* SOLLUX CAPTOR FUCKING PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!
CG: NO THEY ARE NOT! ROMCOMS ARE HEARTFELT AND RATIONAL UNLIKE GORE AND GHOSTS!
TA: what ii2 wiith you all 2o 2cared of the2e 2weet p2iioniic2? iit2 not liike youll 2uddenly drop. and gut2 are admiittedly gro22, but gho2t2 are kiind of cool. *he contiinued two 2miirk and 2oon they were at hii2 hiive, where honey and wiire2 threatened two triip them, or, at lea2t 2ollux a2 he diidnt put the other down.*
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