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Drunk!twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
TA: KK!
CG: WHAT.
TA: Heeeeeeyyy!! What'2 up buddy?? *he 2liing2 an arm around you*
CG: .. THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
TA: Heheh... II had a few *hiic* driink2... But iit'2 cool! II'm cool! You're pretty cool twoo!
CG: .. YOU'RE DRUNK.
TA: Nahhhhhhhhhh
TA: You're drunk
CG: WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO
TA: TWO! II love the number two kk... *he 2miile2 laziily at hiim*
CG: THE ANSWER IS FOUR YOU DIPSHIT, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT
CG: YOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK, WE NEED TO GET YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID
TA: *he 2hrug2 and pat2 karkat2 head* II under2tand that you're drunk kk. IIt'2 okay II won't judge you.
CG: YEAH YEAH COME ON *HE WRAPS AN ARM AROUND HIS WAIST PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIS RESPITEBLOCK*
TA: *he 2tumble2 iin that diirectiion, giiggliing* w-where are we goiing?
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING BLOCK SO I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU
TA: *he 2twop2 and look2 at hiim, tear2 iin hii2 eye2* kk... You don't have two take out your eye2 for me! Don't do iit kk II'm not worth iit!!! *he throw2 hii2 arm2 around hiim iin a hug*
CG: OH MY GOD, STOP FUCKING CRYING! I MEANT SO I CAN WATCH YOU YOU IDIOT!
TA: *he iimmediiately 2twop2 cryiing and 2tart2 laughiing* why would you have two do that?
CG: BECAUSE YOU ARE DRUNK.
TA: *he pout2 and cro22e2 hii2 arm2, makiing hii2 voiice go all hiigh piitched* II know you are but what am ii
CG: *HE ROLLS HIS EYES AND PULLS HIM TOWARDS HIS ROOM*
TA: *he huff2 but follow2* You're weiird kk
CG: YEAH, IM THE WEIRD ONE.
TA: II know.
TA: II ju2t 2aiid that.
CG: THAT WAS SARCASM YOU ASSHOLE
TA: Oh... *he keep2 walkiing but 2uddenly 2tart2 laughiing agaiin*
CG: IDIOT.
TA: When we get two my block II thiink you 2hould liie down.
CG: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU
TA: Why would II need two liie- *hiic* down? II'm not even tiired.
CG: YOU ARE DRUNK
TA: No II'm noooooooooooot
CG: HOW MUCH HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK?
TA: Ju2t one driink
TA: *he giiggle2* liike 12 tiime2
CG: YEAH, YOU ARE GOING TO BE REALLY SICK TOMORROW
TA: *he 2coff2 and 2tumble2 forward* n-nah
CG: OKAY WHATEVER *HE OPENS THE DOOR TO HIS ROOM AND HELPS HIM IN AND SITS HIM DOWN IN A CHAIR*
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