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what?? an actually decent rp??? what is this????

twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

TA: hey kk

CG: HEY SOLLUX

TA: 2up?

CG: OH YOU KNOW, JUST TALKING A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES AND DEALING WITH EVERYDAY LIFE. NOTHING NEW BY ANY MEANS.

TA: diid you ju2t iimply that ii'm an a22hole a2 well?

TA: becau2e iif you diid

TA: ii really dont giive a 2hiit hone2tly

CG: GOOD BECAUSE YOU WERE LUMPED INTO THE FUCKING CATEGORY OF 'ASSHOLE TIMES TWO' A LONG TIME AGO.

CG: DARE I ASK WHAT YOU ARE UP TO, OR WOULD I RATHER SPARE MY EARS THE PAIN OF LISTENING TO WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY?

TA: well a2 long a2 ii wa2n't categoriized iin the 'ba2iic' or 'generiic' a22hole 2ectiion. ii'm glad 2omeone recogniize2 my potentiial a2 an a22hole.

TA: well ii ju2t beat my record for longe2t tiime 2pent at my hu2ktop codiing.

TA: that2 pretty fuckiing exciitiing iif you a2k me

TA: whiich you diidnt

TA: but ii pretended you diid two get on your nerve2

CG: SOLLUX, YOUR POTENTIAL TO BE AN ENORMOUS ASSHOLE HAS ALREADY BLASTED THROUGH THE FUCKING TIMELINES TO COME BACK AND SMACK YOU IN YOUR DUMB SHIT FACE.

CG: SECONDLY, AS EXCITING AS THAT SOUNDS (NOTE THE FUCKING SARCASM DRIPPING FROM MY VOICE LIKE RAIN) I REALLY DON'T CARE, AND YOU'RE RIGHT I DIDN'T ASK.

TA: ii'm glad we're 2eeiing eye-to-eye, kk

CG: SO FUCK YOU, IT DIDN'T GET ON MY NERVES.

TA: well that wa2 a wa2te of perfectly good tiime where ii could have been giiviing a grand total of zero fuck2

CG: YOU GIVE A GRAND TOTAL OF ZERO FUCKS EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT STATEMENT HAS ANYTHING NEW TO OFFER ME AS YOU SPEW IT OUT LIKE THE REST OF THE CONFOUNDING PILES OF SHIT-FESTERING USELESS INFORMATION YOU LIKE TO TELL ME.

TA: you know, iit2 actually quiite tiiriing two watch you 2truggle two fiit your entiire 2hiitty vocabulary iinto one 2entence

CG: GOOD, MAYBE IT'LL GET YOU TO STOP BOTHERING THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF ME FOR ONCE.

TA: ii can 2afely prediict that that wont be happeniing anytiime iin the near future

CG: WHICH MEANS MY LARGE SENTENCES AREN'T LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY HARDER IF I WANT YOUR PRETENTIOUS ASS TO GO OTHER PLACES.

TA: well that may prove two be pretty diiffiicult becau2e my pretentiiou2 a22 ii2 more or le22 2tuck two my computer chaiir at the moment

CG: HM, YOU'RE RIGHT. I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS CLICK THE BLOCK BUTTON OR SOME DUMB SHIT AND JUST ROLL AWAY FROM THE SCREEN SINCE YOU HAVE NOTHING USEFUL TO TELL ME, WHILE YOU SIT THERE IN YOUR DUMB CHAIR DOING WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT.

CG: ALTHOUGH I CAN ASSUME YOU'RE NOT CODING BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T SPEND YOUR TIME OF DAY TRYING TO TALK TO ME WHILE YOU WERE DOING SOME THAT'S SO 'IMPORTANT' AS THAT.

TA: well you could do that

TA: but you wont

CG: AND WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

CG: WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT I WOULDN'T HIT THAT BUTTON RIGHT NOW?

CG: I'M HOVERING OVER THE BUTTON RIGHT NOW.