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Eating pizza with a fork!twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
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TA: *2tart2 eatiing*
CRONUS: vwhy are you eating that vwith a fork?
CRONUS: if i may ask.
TA: II don't want any piizza 2auce two get on my face. *he 2hrug2 and contiinue2 eatiing*
CRONUS: kid, thats ridiculous. pizza is made for your hand. vwhat do you think the crust is for? its for holding onto.
CRONUS: you kinda look like a massivwe tool right nowv to be honest.
CRONUS: thatd be like, eating a human-style hamburger vwith a fork. just outrageous.
CRONUS: next thing you knowv people vwill be using swvirly stravws to drink scotch.
TA: Oh 2o the guy iin tiight pant2 and grea2ed back haiir ii2 calliing me a twool?
CRONUS: youre thorvwing off the balance of nature--
TA: HEY! That make2 the 2cotch ta2te better!
CRONUS: youre an idiot.
CRONUS: vwhat vwould i expect?
CRONUS: im talking to a captor.
CRONUS: must run in your fellas bloodline.
CRONUS: being clueless jagoffs.
TA: You wanna fuckiing go?? *he 2lam2 the fork down*
CRONUS: you think a guy eating pizza vwith a fork is intimidating?
TA: Do you thiink your fuckiing 2hiit-eatiing 2miirk and grea2y haiir ii2 iintiimiidatiing?
CRONUS: no i think my giant muscles and the ability to crush your head betvween my thighs is intimidating.
TA: A2 iif II would put my head anywhere near your leg2 *he 2niicker2*
CRONUS: haha vwowv, hilarious. like id evwen let a captor go anyvwhere near my legs. #unless you actually vwanted to #the offer stands
CRONUS: look pal.
CRONUS: i got better places to be.
CRONUS: ciao.
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