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TA: iif youre readiing thii2, then that mean2 that 2hiit2 hiit the whiirliing deviice pretty bad. ii programmed thii2 me22age two 2end iin the event that my maiinframe end2 up beiing de2troyed beyond repaiir, whiich a2 you can probably gue22 ii2nt an ea2y thiing two do. 2o ba2iically, you 2hould a22ume iim dead. iif ii dont check iin iimmediiately after, then a fiile wiill be 2ent two you wiith 2peciifiic iin2tructiion2 ii need you two follow. iif iit work2, then ii 2hould be able two 2tiill communiicate wiith you even though iive 2nuffed iit. iit2 a matter of liife or death that you dont fuck thii2 up. 2orry.

CG: SOLLUX??

CG: SOLLUX WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO???

CG: ARE YOU OKAY????

TA: http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/555f94ccd9de4fa7a67c304e3696b69a.jpg

CG: THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE RIGHT????

CG: FUCK

TA: kk? ii2 thii2 workiing?

CG: SOLLUX FUCKING CAPTOR IF THIS IS A FUCKING GAME

CG: SOLLUX WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

CG: YES IT'S FUCKING WORKING

CG: I HATE YOU

CG: HOW THE FUCK

CG: WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS

TA: look, ii can explaiin everythiing later. ju2t get two where my hiive2tem wa2.

CG: YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY DEAD ARE YOU??

TA: yeah ii am.

TA: 2orry.

CG: SOLLUX NO WHAT THE FUCK

CG: WHAT DID YOU DO??

TA: ii fucked up, ok? ii fucked up, and now iim dead, and you wiill be two unle22 you ju2t do a2 ii a2k.

CG: OH SHIT OKAY. SO I HAVE TO GO TO YOUR HIVE AND FIND A BOX?

TA: yeah. you need two enter the code two unlock iit on the fiir2t try. iif you 2crew iit up, iit 2elf de2truct2, and iim a goner.

CG: I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY WERE A GONER?? FUCK YOU'RE REALLY SCREWING WITH MY PAN HERE, SOLLU

CG: SOLLUX*))

TA: iit2 compliicated. ju2t get what2 iin the box, and iit wiill 2tart two make more 2en2e.

CG: OKAY I'M LEAVING TO GO TO YOUR HIVE RIGHT NOW. IF THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE I WILL PERSONALLY FLING YOU INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.

TA: yeah, not 2o lucky.

CG: *HE LOGS OFF AND MAKES HIS WAY TO SOLLUX'S HOUSE, STARING AT THE MESS OF RUBBLE* WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE..?

CG: *HE LOGS BACK ON* OKAY IM HERE

CG: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??

TA: ii pii22ed off the wrong people. youre pretty clo2e two the box, ii thiink. ii can hear foot2tep2.

CG: FUCK... YEAH UH.. I THINK I SEE IT? ONE SECOND.

CG: *HE MOVES A BIT OF THE RUBBLE AND UNCOVERS THE ONLY THING NOT DESTROYED, A BLACK BOX, JUST LIKE SOLLUX SAID*

CG: YEAH I FOUND IT.

TA: good. when you open iit, there2 gonna be a liittle piiece of tech about the 2iize of your hand. grab that, and get the fuck out of there.

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