this is just part one when we finish it i'll post that too!!!!!
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CG: CAPTOR!
TA: hey kk
CG: I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SHIT-EATING VIRUSES IM GOING TO PERSONALLY FLING YOU INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!
CG: MY WHOLE HUSKTOP HAS BEEN UNRESPONSIVE FOR OVER TWO HOURS!
TA: 2orry no promii2e2
TA: iit2 two much fun cau2iing you di2tre22
CG: YOU CALL MY DISTRESS FUN??
CG: I WAS ABOUT TO STREAM A MOVIE!
CG: AND NOT JUST ANY MOVIE EITHER!
CG: I WAS STREAMING SERENDIPITY AND THEN MY WHOLE HUSKTOP JUST STOPPED WORKING AND A PICTURE OF A BEE POPPED UP!
CG: IT'S STILL ON MY SCREEN AS WE SPEAK.
TA: youve 2een that moviie biilliion2 of time2 you need two chill kk
CG: BUT I WAS GOING TO WATCH IT AGAIN! I HAD ALL MY BLANKETS AND TISSUES AND SHIT ALL SET UP AND EVERYTHING!
TA: iit doe2n't even 2ound liike a good moviie
TA: ii don't 2ee the appeal two 2uch a dumb fiilm
CG: YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE THE THEATRICAL ART OF ROMCOMS.
CG: I BET YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED IT BEFORE.
TA: 2o? ii thiink ii can tell a good moviie from a bad one, and that moviie 2ound2 like 2hiit
TA: you don't appreciiate my hackiing 2kiill2 but ii don't complaiin
CG: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
CG: AND MAYBE I'D APPRECIATE YOUR SKILLS MORE IF YOU DIDN'T USE THEM TO ANGER ME??
TA: oh really? ii don't know anythiing? ii might have another viirus that ii can 2end you
CG: SOLLUX I SWEAR TO GOD.
TA: maybe iif you quiit pii22iing me off ii wouldn't feel the need two 2end you viiru2e2
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS VIRUS THEN??
TA: pii22 me off
CG: OH OKAY THATS FAIR.
CG: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
CG: YEP THAT WAS SARCASM.
CG: I HEARD IT TOO.
TA: yep, that2 iit
TA: iim 2endiing you all the viiru2e2
CG: NO! HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS ONE???
CG: FUCK I'M SORRY! I WON'T DO IT AGAIN!
CG: HAPPY NOW?
TA: ii wa2 goiing two tell you, but now ii'm not two 2ure...
TA: iim elated
CG: OH COME ON!
TA: diid you hear that? yep that wa2 2arca2m. ii heard iit two
CG: YOU'RE INSUFFERABLE.
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