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sort of sadstuck johnkat??? (LOOK NOT SOLKAT!!!)

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ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~

carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~

CG: JOHN.

EB: hi karkat!

CG: THERES SOMETHING ON YOUR SHIRT. *HE POINTS TO HIS SHIRT*

EB: oh no! there is no way i'm falling for that.

EB: you can't trick the pranking master.

CG: *HE LOOKS AT HIM WITH A COMPLETELY STOIC FACE* LOOK HERE EGBERT. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED MYSELF TO THIS JOKE SO IT WOULD BE SORT OF HELPFUL IF YOU EVEN JUST PRETENDED TO FALL FOR IT.

CG: *HE KEEPS HIS HANDS POINTED AT HIS SHIRT* NOW LOOK AT THIS STAIN.

EB: *he shakes his head and crosses his arms* do you know what it would do to my reputation if i let this slip???

CG: YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO REPUTATION JOHN.

EB: i need to stay fresh you know. im not about to blow it all over a mediocre joke!

EB: hey!

EB: i have like the highest reputation! i'm at the top of the pranking charts!

CG: JOHN I WILL PERSONALLY FLING YOU INTO THE STRATOSPHERE IF YOU DONT LOOK DOWN.

EB: there is nothing you can do that will make me look down! i'm not moving.

CG: *HE LOOKS UP AT HIM A SIGHS* PLEASE?

CG: I NEED TO DO THIS.

CG: DAVE SAID YOU'D GET A "KICK OUT OF IT".

EB: hmmm, i don't think i've ever heard a please from you before!!

EB: wait you're doing this for me?

CG: *HE ROLLS HIS EYES* JOHN JUST LOOK DOWN.

EB: oh alright fine. but if anyone asks i was giving you a super cool lesson in practical jokes.

EB: *he sighs and looks down, waiting for the physical punchline*

CG: *HE GENTLY FLICKS HIS FINGER UP TO TAP JOHN'S NOSE AND HE LOOKS UP AT HIM*

CG: WELL... THAT WAS EXTREMELY UNEVENTFUL.

EB: *he laughs and crinkles his nose* haha! i told you, dude, it's super mediocre!

EB: if you're really into jokes i can total teach you some pretty dope ones!

CG: DAVE IS FULL OF SHIT.

CG: I'M NOT INTO YOUR STUPID HUMAN JOKES.

EB: oh come on it was a good place to start! even if it's childish.

EB: sometimes those kinds of pranks are the best.

CG: NO FUCK THIS. DAVE SAID YOU'D LIKE IT. *HE GLARES AT THE GROUND AND CROSSES HIS ARMS*

CG: I'M GONNA KICK HIS FUCKING ASS THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.

EB: what? no dude i totally liked it! i just thought you had ulterior motives or something.

CG: ULTERIOR MOTIVES? *HE RAISES AN EYEBROW AT HIM* LIKE WHAT?

EB: well i assumed that if i looked down without thinking then you would go off and tell everyone how dumb i was to fall for it!

EB: but it was all in good fun so i'm cool with it! haha it's actually kinda funny now that i think about it.

CG: WHAT? NO THAT'S FUCKING STUPID.