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TA: Hey kk
CG: HEY SOLLUX.
TA: Hey can you help me wiith 2omethiing?
CG: WAIT ME? SINCE WHEN DID YOU NEED HELP FROM SOMEONE LIKE ME?
CG: WHATEVER, SURE. WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH?
TA: What do you mean 2omeone liike you?
CG: SOMEONE WHO IS SHITTY AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
TA: no you're not! IIn fact, what II need help wiith ju2t 2o happen2 two be your 2peciialty
CG: ALRIGHT, FINE, THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS MY SPECIALTY..
TA: Well uh.. II'm kiind of confu2ed about quadrant2 and 2hiit... II mean II've 2tarted watchiing 2ome of Tho2e romcom2 that you liike and mo2t of them were iin2ufferable but other2 were okay but II diidn't learn fuckiing 2hiit
CG: HA HA HA OH GOD.
CG: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR QUADRANTS?
TA: What?? What the fuck are you laughiing at??
TA: 2iince about a few month2 ago maybe? II don't know..
CG: WELL I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE.. LIKE RED, BLACK, ASHEN, OR PALE?
TA: Red. Very red.
CG: HOLY SHIT. I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD. CAN I KNOW WHO IT IS?
CG: IS IT ARADIA?
TA: NO! You can not!
TA: No iit'2 not Aradiia
CG: FEFERI?
TA: No
CG: ERIDAN?
TA: NO
TA: 2twop gue22iing!!
CG: FINE FINE. ALRIGHT SO NOW THAT WE HAVE IT SETTLED THAT YOU'RE APPARENTLY "VERY RED" FOR SOMEONE, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
CG: WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?
CG: DID YOU WANT TO TELL THEM?
TA: Umm.. II don't know... II mean II gue22 II want them two know. II ju2t don't want two be rejected or 2ome 2hiit
CG: OH YES. THE FEAR OF REJECTION. THE MOST CLICHE PLOT IN ANY MOVIE. I DIG IT.
TA: Oh 2hut up..
TA: II don't know what two fuckiing do!
CG: WELL HAVE YOU TRIED LEADING THEM ON WITH HINTS?
TA: Well no.
CG: MAYBE EVEN SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS HOLDING OPEN THE DOOR FOR THEM?
TA: Well II don't u2ually leave my hiive..
CG: THAT'S TRUE.
CG: WELL.. I WOULD TRY FLIRTING A BIT.
CG: MAYBE SOME STUPID PUNS OF YOURS.
TA: what the fuck ii2 a fliirt?
TA: IIt 2ound2 liike a dii2ea2e
CG: A FLIRT IS ANYTHING ALONG THE LINES OF TEASING, JOKING AROUND WITH, OR BEING KIND OF JUST REALLY NICE TO A PERSON THAT YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.
CG: FOR EXAMPLE.
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