Jayfeather: Oh stick, how I love you. *pushes mouse toward stick* have some fresh kill.
Lionblaze: *hiding in bush, gently picks up phone and records*
Jayfeather: Mates for life, my love. *leans forward and kisses the stick*
Lionblaze: thought: this is soooo going on cattube!!!!!!! *leaves and posts it*
Jayfeather: how about a video to watch.*picks up phone and gets on cattube*
Jayfeather: *goes to top hits* What? Jayfeathers mate? *starts watching it*
Jayfeather: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile.........
Lionblaze: whoa! It already hit 100,000,000,000,000,000 views!
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