Firestar: All the clans will be coming over for a fourth of July party! We will exchange gifts, drink Alcohol, and eat cookies!
Cloudtail: I thought you didn't like cookies.
Graystripe: How about waffles instead?
Firestar: COOKIES! No waffles! I HATE waffles!
Graystripe:..........
Few hours later.....
(All the clans are partying, Lionblaze is very drunk)
Lionblaze: He hah! (Jumping around with drunk Heathertail on his back) Me love you!
Heathertail: I know, we are going to get married and have kits! He ha!
Lionblaze: Yep.
Following parts are not suitable, so are now kicked out.
Later......few days after party.
Heathertail: *Marches into the thundercan camp* LIONBLAZE!!!!!!
Lionblaze: What are YOU doing here?!
Heathertail: Apparently, I'm carrying your fourth of July kits!
Lionblaze: ........ X_X
Happy Fourth of July, 2015.
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