Spottedflower, Ivypool, Gingerspice, and Dovewing go to the Mall to try on and hopefully buy the new expensive dresses.
Gingerspice: *holds peach colored dress up to herself* This one will totally look wild on me!
Dovewing: By wild, you mean ugly, right?
Gingerspice: *offended* No! I mean that I'll look super cute in it!
Spottedflower: *mutters...* ...Don't worry I thought the same, and shes my sister...
Spottedflower and Dovewing: *giggles*
Ivypool: This one is made out of meat!!!
Spottedflower and Dovewing: YUCK!!! It's like the one Lady Ga Ga wore!
Gingerspice: Talk about cool!
Blackstar: Oh, that will look good with my bright red lipstick!
Ivypool: Excuse me Miss, but you look very familiar....hmmm.
Blackstar: Oh really? Well you don't know me. *checks price tag for meat dress* TEN GRAND!!!! I'm out! *runs off*
Dovewing: It's gross anyways.
Ivypool: It's too expensive.....lets steal it.
Gingerspice: *creepy smirk* I got a plan..... *grabs dress and just walks out door*
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*tons of police cats come and take them to the back room.*
Ivypool: IDIOT!!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!
Police cat(aka scourge): You want to know why there is like never a meat dress in stock? It's cause we need the material!!! *gets chainsaw*
BEEP! This part contains parts that chould not be shown, sorry. WAY TOO BLOODY!!!
*A few days later*
Dovewing and Spottedflower go to the mall....
Dovewing: Yuck! They have another meat dress out.
Spottedflower: And it says special edition. *shrugs shoulders* Whatever.
That kids, is why you do not steal! (or let scourge be the police man...)
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