I NEED help with spoofs! I don't know if I can finish this book cause I don't have a smart enough brain.
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ENJOY!Gingerspice: Fruitstar, we have a serious problem!
Fruitstar: What could it possibly be?
Gingerspice: We have a Severely dangerously, uncurable, contagious disease in the clan.
Fruitstar: *suddenly panicking* What are the signs of an infected cat?
Gingerspice: Rainbow drool, extremely cute big pupils, and the whispering of joyful things. The disease is called......duh, duh, dun, Happiness disease!
Fruitstar: *suddenly drops to the ground* *small infected kit sucking on her back.*
Gingerspice:NOOOOOOO!
Fruitstar:*lifts head from ground, rainbow drool hanging from mouth.* ah, butterflies. So pretty. Do you like Butterflies? *starts padding creepily toward Gingerspice.*
To be continued.........
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