Icewing: You know what sounds good right now, PIE! But you know what sounds even better? Killing Tigerstar! Now you probably heard from that lie of a spoof, that "Tigerstar dies from Scourge the Cop" NO, not on my watch!
Jayfeather: Sorry to inturrupt you from talking to yourself, but WHY DID YOU TAKE MY DEATHBERRY STOCK?
Icewing: Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I need them for something, It's not like you planned on using them for something!
Jayfeather: Well maybe I planned on building a gun that shoots them into the mouths of the must annoying two cats ever, Splatterpelt and Gingerspice! *walks away mumbling angrily*
Icewing: Whatever, Now I'm going to bake a Deathberry Pie.
>>>>FIVE HOURS LATER
Icewing: Now, here we go. Hey, Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: What?
Icewing: Uh, never mind. *walks back* Forgot the whipped cream! *sets pie down by a blueberry pie*
>>>A FEW MINUTES LATER
Icewing: There, Hey Tigerstar!!!!
Tigerstar: *looking slightly annoyed*
Icewing: I made you a pie!
Tigerstar: *gobbles it up* BURP! thx!
>>>A FEW MINUTES LATER
Icewing: WHY AREN"T YOU DEAD YET?
Mousefur: Would you like a slice of my Blueberry pie?
Icewing: FINE! *angrily takes a bite* *dies* X_X
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