Splatterkit: Hey Spottedflower, what will happen if I give our sis a machete?
Spottedflower: You know shes a murderer, and shes trying to get rid of her addiction to it!!! So that will be a terrible idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Splatterkit: Ok, I won't. *evil smirk*
Later in the forest.......
Splatterkit: Hey Sis, I got you something.
Gingerspice: What, help to pick death berries so I can kill the current leader to every clan?! *insane face*
Splatterkit: Noooo, but...
Gingerspice: Ah.
Splatterkit: I have something even better, a machete!
Gingerspice: And what do I nedd a giant sword thingy for, to slice open the neck of the current leader in every clan?
Splatterkit: Um...IDK on what you were supposed to do with it, soo...Whatever. *starts to skip away*
SLICE!!!
*splatterkits head flies off and lands in bush*
Gingerspice: *Blows on the tip like its a gun* No one is aloud to know what I'm about to do, Mwahahahah! Mwahhahahahahah! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, ek... ek! *cough* Dry throat, need some water first.
At the lake....
Gingerspice: *lap...lap....lap* Thats better. Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
To be continued.......duh...duh....dun
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