Bramblestar: Has anybody seen my candy? It was in my den, but now its gone!
Fangtooth, Silverspark, Dovewing: *playing games on phone, don't even look up.* Nope.
Bramblestar: uugghhh! I'm going to die from my blood sugar being so low!
Nightstream: *just enters camp looking worried* Has anybody seen Sandstorm?
Bramblestar: Has anybody seen my candy?
*suddenly all the lights go out, a spotlight shines down on Sandstorm*
Sandstorm: *says in deep manly voice* Ah, you looking for me?
Bramblestar: *turns and looks at clan* Who gave Sandstorm my candy?!
Whole clan: *points at Ivypool*
Ivypool: Hey, I thought it would be funny.
Bramblestar: *face palm*
Sandstorm: Mwahhhhhhaaaahaaa!!!!!!!! *licks the ground*
Bluestar: Should we tell somebody that she just licked the ground in the dirtplace?
Shaggyfur: Nah.
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