WARNING: There is none.
Narrarator: Once upon a time, in Thund-
Gingerspice: SHUSH UP OR I'll CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A MACHETE! *sits criss cross applesause* Please get to the story.
Narrarator:.........okay.
In the hospital of Thunderclan.....
Elderly Leafpool: My kits...*cough* I want to give all my money to the most responsible of you three.. *cough*
Lionblaze: okay....
Hollyleaf: Go on....!
Jayfeather: Yes old lady, tell us!
Elderly Leafpool: Hollyleaf, your not in this! *cough cough*
Hollyleaf: Wha! *runs off crying*
Jayfeather:........Wait, who's the third then?
Elderly Leafpool: the money goes to.....…………………..................……..………
MY HALF SON BREEZEPELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather and lionblaze:
Long time later......
Gingerspice: Grrrr... Breezepelt will pay!
THROUGH MACHETE TIME!!!!!!! OH YA!!!!!!!
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