Gingerspice: *sitting next to Splatterpelt spying on Jayfeather* He's so dreamy!!!!!
Splatterpelt: Yeah, but you know he's mine.
Gingerspice: Nuh uh! He never liked you! I know medicine, he knows medicine, we're perfect to each other!
Splatterpelt: Have you ever thought, YOUR A MEDICINE CAT, YOU CANT HAVE A MATE!!!!!!!
Gingerspice: *smoke coming from her ears* He's a medicine cat too!
Both: *silence*
Splatterpelt: What herb brainwashes?
Gingerspice: That's easy, poison ivy.
Splatterpelt: Cool, thanks, NOW I'M GOING TO BRAINWASH HIM TO BE MY MATE!!!!!!!! *plunges forward, ready to get him*
Gingerspice: *lunges at her, landing on her back* No you Don't!!!!!!!
Both: *starts wrestling each other on top of Jayfeathers den*
In the den....
Jayfeather: Is it storming? *loud thundering sounds coming from above the den*
Briarlight: No, my phone says zero percent chance of t-storms. But I do hear your name being called from above. *gasps* Is starclan angry with you!!!?????
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