Fruitstar: (high on catnip) I, Fruitstar have decided that......uh, wha?
Clan:?
Fruitstar: oh yah! We will now be known as Nyan clan! Every cat, train your apprentices how to fly with Rainbows coming out their butt!
Snowlilly:exactly how do we do that?
Fruitstar: We will all now raid Gingerspice and Spotted flowers storage! Get the catmint! *jumps off side of high rock* *toot* *hits ground face first.
Clan:............ *charges the medicine den and eats all catmint*
Later.....
Apprentices: *jumping out of trees while farting. Then hitting ground and doing it again*
Warriors: *jumping from top of tallest tree, while farting* *dies* X_X
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