Shatteredglass: Everycat, RUN!!!!!! I heard there is a cereal killer on the loose!!!
Rosedust: Sis, are you sure?
Shatteredglass: Yes, its our other sister, Duh duh dun, Clearrose!
Rosedust: *horrified look on her face*
Everyone: *running and screaming*
Bluestar: Someone help me! I can't hide my cereal!
Shatteredglass: Idiot!!! Nocat is going to help you, when they're to busy saving their own cereal!
Bluestar: *Keeps trying to shove it up the highrock*
Fruitstar: Let me help you! *starts pushing too*
Clearrose: *wearing a black skiimask, runs into camp* Everyone put your paws up, and give me all your cereal! If you don'tI"ll just have to kill YOU instead of the lucky charms!!!!
Fangtooth: *looks horrified* Not the Lucky charms!!!!!!!!! They're supposed to be lucky!!!! *starts crying every where*
ya, just got this idea very randomly.... cereal >:3
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