Tyler's POV
Game Night at Jasper's kicked off an hour ago and these niggas were already tipsy from the first game. Me on the other hand, I didn't partake in any alcohol. It just wasn't my thing. The crew for tonight consisted of Jasper and his girl Samaria, Lionel and Ayo and, Travis and Syd. Then there was me, Zara and Dashanelle. She had hit Ra up while we were on the way here saying she was bored so we just picked her up and brought her along. Jasper didn't care.
Right now we were playing "Cards Against Humanity" and, it was Samaria's turn to be the judge.
Samaria: (pulls a card) Okay. This says "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck blank." (smirks) Give me your best shit.
Everyone looked at their hand and made their decision before each tossing a card out onto the table.
Samaria: Is that everyone?
Zara: Hold up. I'm still deciding.
Syd: Hurry up man I'm tryna win!
Zara: Ugh! Fine.
She tossed a card out from her hand and Samaria picked the cards up from the table to read.
Samaria: Should I read the black card with each answer?
Jasper: Hell nah. Just re-read the black card then all the answers.
Samaria: (shrugs) Alright. "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck..Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions"? Hmm...Garbage!
She casted that card off to the side then went on to the next.
Samaria: "Shitting all over the floor like a bad girl"...Yeah that's just nasty. (laughs) "Doing the right stuff to her nipples". I'll keep this as a contender. "Not believing in Giraffes" Call me corny but I'll keep that one. "A dance move that's just sex" Yeah...No. (cackles) "Deez Nuts!" That's gonna get me every time!
She picked up the last two cards in hand but didn't even read them aloud. She simply tossed them into the discard pile.
Samaria: Who had the "Deez Nuts" card?
Jasper: (laughs and grabs the black card) That would be me!
Lionel: What the fuck!? The nipple card was good!
Samaria: (shrugs) It was funny I'll give you that but nothing is funnier than deez nuts.
Jasper: (rubs his hands together) I hope y'all ready to make me laugh. The card is "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?"
Once again, Everyone tossed out a card and Jasper picked them up to read.
Jasper: "As king, how will I keep the peasants in line?" Who the hell threw this dumb ass shit out??
Tyler: What does it say?
Jasper: "A pizza guy who fucked up". (looks at Travis)
Travis: What??
Jasper: I know this is yours nigga.
Travis: How? That could be anybody's
Jasper: Only you or me put dumb things like this.
He tossed the card into the discard pile and went on to the next.
Jasper: "Free ice cream, Yo." I mean...it makes sense but also hell nah.
Dashanelle: For what? It goes along with the topic!
Jasper: But it's not funny! (picks up another card) Just like "Bouncing up and down" aint funny.
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