You, August, and y'all four kids, Eric (13) Carmen (11) Kennedy (8) Isaiah (6) were on the road to Wilderness at the Smokies in Tennessee for y'all family vacation. The only thing is, you hate going on roadtrips with your family because...
"Ma! Tell Carmen to give me back my phone!" Eric yelled.
"Isaiah get off of me! I'm not your pillow!" Kennedy pushed Isaiah off of her.
Isaiah growled and pushed Kennedy back. "Shut up! Don't push me!"
You groaned and laid back in the seat. You looked over at August, who had an irritated on his face. He sighed and gripped the steering wheel tightly.
"OOH! Daddy! Eric and Carmen are sticking the middle up at each other!" Isaiah snitched, while pointing his finger at Eric and Carmen.
"Oh shut up Isaiah! No one likes a snitch!" Carmen rolled her eyes.
You guessed August had enough because he pulled the car over, unbuckled his seatbelt, and turned back, facing the kids.
"Do y'all asses wanna go home?!" He paused, waiting for a response from the kids. The kids shook their head. "Then y'all asses betta shut the fuck up, sit back, and stop the fucking arguing!" He turned around, buckled his seatbelt, and got back on the freeway.
The car was silent for a while. Then one of the kids farted, making them go crazy.
Carmen lowered the window and covered her nose, looking at Kennedy in disgust. "Eww Kennedy you stink!"
"I didn't do it! It was Eric!"
Eric sat up and creased his eyebrows. "No the hell it wasn't!"
"Oooooooh."
"Eric watch your mouth!" You snapped. He mumbled something and plugged his earphones in his ears.
August grabbed your left hand and sighed. "Why couldn't we stop at two?"
You looked at him, "Because your horny ass couldn't keep your dick in your pants."
You heard the kids go "Ewwww!"
"Well, with a body sexy like yours, ma' dick can't stay in ma' pants." He looked at me up and down, biting his lip.
"Ma! Dad! Can y'all not?" Eric snatched the earplugs out his ears and looked at you two with a disgust look on his face.
"Oh shut the hell up Eric." August shushed Eric.
You giggled and grabbed your blanket and threw it over your body. You turned on your side and laid your head on the side of the seat.
**
"Mommy can you hand me the Ritz cheese crackers?" You heard a little voice and instantly knew it was Isaiah.
You dug through the snack bag searching for the Ritz cheese crackers. When you found it, you handed it to Isaiah.
"Thank you." You nodded and turned back, facing forward.
You looked over at August, who looked tired. You noticed his eyes were all droopy, and he kept yawning.
"Babe you want me to take over?" You asked still looking at him. He shook his head no.
"Nah I got this YN." He yawned once more.
"No you don't August." You disagreed. "You're tired. You can see it all in your eyes. Just let me drive I'm fully energized."
"No YN. I'll just take a Red Bull."
Why the fuck is this nigga so stubborn?
"August. I'm not about to let you drive this damn Escalade off the road with our kids in it. Pull over and let me drive. Now." You said in a serious tone.
August finally surrendered and pulled the SUV over. You both unbuckled your seatbelt and got out. You walked over to the drivers seat as August walked to the passenger. You fastened your seatbelt, adjusted the seat, and the rear view mirror before taking off, back on the freeway.
August lowered his seat and rested his head back. He grabbed his jacket and wrapped it around him. Ten minutes later he was knocked out.
**
"We're here! We're here!" Kennedy and Isaiah chanted.
You over at August and he was still sleeping. He was really tired.
"August.." You shook him roughly. His eyes slowly opened, landing on you.
"C'mon. We're here."
He unfastened his seatbelt and got out to stretch. You popped the trunk open and got out, making your way to the back.
The kids grabbed their suitcase out the trunk and then waited for you and August. When you got your last suitcase, you closed the trunk and faced the kids.
"You guys be on your best behavior. No rudeness, no fighting. Got it?"
They all nodded and smiled. "Got it."
"Alright now let's have some fun."
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