> That was an interesting poem. Very poetic. Not quite epic. Not at all polemic. But I appreciate the effort. (I tried to find another word that rhymed with epic, polemic, and poetic, but couldn't think of anything. Effortic? That isn't a word.) I also appreciate that you seem to know your cock rings. Or did you look them up for the purposes of the poem? If you did, would you mind telling me how you got past Collaborate Plus? I can't even look up recipes on the King Arthur Flour site when it's on, so I don't think it would let me look up cock rings. But now that I know how you operate, why don't you write me another poem? Something about you. Do you mind that I keep asking you to do things for me?
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Missing Things - FIRST DRAFT
General FictionA first draft of a mess about a guy, a pandemic, and an empty office. It's about missing things. One of the things that's missing is a plot. As I said, this is a first draft and it's here for funsies. At some point it'll be taken down because I'll w...
