The vibrator was claimed faster than the cock ring, but it had also been claimed on a Wednesday.
"Did they find the remote in the same gender-neutral as the cock ring?" Carl asked Sam as he rummaged through the box of adaptors. He didn't quite understand how his own adaptor had never made it into the box.
"I didn't ask," Sam said.
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Missing Things - FIRST DRAFT
Fiksi UmumA first draft of a mess about a guy, a pandemic, and an empty office. It's about missing things. One of the things that's missing is a plot. As I said, this is a first draft and it's here for funsies. At some point it'll be taken down because I'll w...
