Just A Monster (KP FIC)

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Sprinkleshit and Moshri get into a massive arguementf about tings.

Sprinkleshit then goes on to say something so hypocritical and inconsiderate it made Monchtree even more insecure then they already are and tweak out.

Hebi then appears out of the blue barely being able to grasp the mop they'd used to clean the entire capeteria (Panther is still dying + Sprinlltits likes having a personal slave that will do evetying for them.

"Serp guys!!" They exclaim, completely ignoring the fact Mushroom was frothing at the mouth and throwing everything in sights. Spronklekat get's super angry at Hebli for no apparent reason and snaps at them.

"Shut the hell up and go wash my dishes." They hiss.

A vending machine then flies into the air and fall directly onto Herbi, covering the newly cleaned floor in crimson red.

 Splunkycat get's even angrier at the fact they have to clean the floor instead of the lizard literally dying in front of them and reprimands the rabid dragon fore it whi completely denies everything despite Vanillashit catcvhing them in the act of unplugging and lifting another vending macvine into the air. They obviously don';t belieb them, so Monchi freasks out even more, punches the hell out of Sinkkit, and runs out of the cafetee for probably the q1000th time in this GOD FORSAKEN BOOK while Shrinkingkip cusses them out.

Meanwhile:

Figz and Socks are still miserably sitting in the sectors whilst Fedex talks to dead peopol in the distant corner, greatly worrying Figz who can'y stop crying everything Socks passes tjhe hell out because of the massive whole in their face.

Also Salad misses Figxz very much.

Also Pantser is still dying.

Also Shabe is dead.

Bakc to qwhereth we werr:

Mushi continues to wander around the facility before they start getting hangry again. So they took a quick detour theough the garden of whicn they ATE Azarue the ugly bastard and continued on yheir way. Salad watched them do it but is to busy crying over Figz to actually care or tell anyone of it.

Moschi then COINCIDENTALLY finds themselves in the sectors of ehich Figz starts losing their dfamn mind screaming and crying for their mama whilst Socks becomes the ultimate yap master and belittles Murderous Dragon Person for all of their crimes against crocks-- *humanity. Merchi starts crying and becomes a very specific river in egypt to try and debunk Sock's fortinie theories. It works, I guess. Lawn Mowerchi decides to take Sock's other eye and eat it right in front of Figz (who is already terrified mind you). Figz screams bloody murder and faints. Socks falls to the ground bleedinz and cryinz. "How could you do that!!!!?! I'm jusdt an orphan!!!!!!!!" They cry. Monkchi flips them off and leaves...

They then randomly teleported into the room of which Fedex was losing his damn mind and beating the shit out of Pantster who looked to be straight up dead. Blood all over the damn place. Ochi quicly intervened (not before licking all of the blood of the walls like a vampire) and drop kicked Fedex into a nearby wall. The spirit of Shabe laughs their ass off.

Milkchi grabs Panter by the shoulders and assists them in standing up straight, giving them a big ol hug!

"Paantssters!!!!!!!!!!!" They exxclaimed as Pantzer wondered what the hell was happening, violently bleeding from the massive wound in tyheir neck.

"Whar happenz." Theyt finally asked, ignoring the fact Fedex was slowly creeping up behind the reunitedz gooplaxiams. Moshcfi shrugs nonchalanylyu. "Nun much!!" They say, trying to not remembder they assaulted multiple peeps on their way here. "What'ss reali important is that we finally toobether again!!!!!!" They shouterd happilyh. They they rendomly confessed to Panter who sytill wasn't aware of what the hell was going on. They acceped of Mushroom's wildly homosexcual personality and they began to aggresively make out with one anoter.

Fedex FINALYy got close enough to the gay ass weirdos and stabbed Moci 28 times. The dwagon barely fucking reacted, briefly seperatinh from a madly inlove pamfler and mauling Fedex until they saw no point in killing either of them anymore and just cried like a little bitch.

 The two quickly forgot about the pathetic canine and went bac to making out with one another, only pulling qaway when they decided they didn't want to linger around this dumb place anymoar and walking towardz the door. 

Splinkel suddenly appeared (like they alweays fucking do) and gasped super loud when they sawy the aBsolute CRIME SCENE before them. Panler was about to use the old switcheroo and acuse Sparklecat of being homophobic if they got super duper angry at their super duper hot boyfriend but the feline quickly spoke up with a laugh.

"Jk lmao I knee the whole time."

A laugh track goes on for a solid thirty seconds.

Moc tweaks the hell out again at this, finding this insanely cringey and punching the feline AGAIN. They both held hands and skipped away without a single care in the world despite Panters still bleeding all over the place, leaving the incredibly disturbed and injured goontaxians all alone in the sectors.

Fedex and Socks watched as they went (exsept Socks because they hab no no eyebawls 😭). Figz sympathized with Spamlienklekit as they held where they were struck whilsdt writhing on the ground in pain.

The both of them sighed, supwer mad they didn't get to kill the dumb dragon before glancing at one another. They both shrugged, finding no use in continuing life anymore and just deciding to make out.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

I hope you gays enjoyed because I worked super hard on this epic finale. :))