Capsicle:
Good morning!
Mom:
Morning babe
You:
Gm dad <3
Capsicle:
Gm?
You:
Good morning
Capsicle:
Oh alright that's cool.
You:
Ikr 😁
Also DAD GUESS WHAT
Capsicle:
Yeah?
You:
I HAVE A HISTORY TEST TODAY
Capsicle:
Nice to see that you're excited!
You:
Ew no
I hate tests
But
Mom:
Jesus Ana
You:
I am not Jesus
I am an athiest
You know this 🤦🏻♀️
Mom:
Okay moody 😘
Tell your dad your news
You:
Oh yeah 🤭
Right @Capsicle
Capsicle:
Yeah?
You:
My exam is abt ww3
Capsicle:
World War 3?
Did I really miss that much frozen?
Mom:
No there wasn't a WW3...
@You?
You:
Huh?
Oh right I mean ww2
Capsicle:
Well you're really prepared, I taught you a lot of this!
You:
Damn yeah
Capsicle:
Anastasia!
You:
Wut?
Capsicle:
Do I have to warn you about your language?
Mom:
Haha yeah Ana 😌
You:
Fuck sorry
Mom:
Ok now you're taking the piss
Capsicle:
Both of you!
Red-heads!
Language!
You:
☹
Im Hungary 🇭🇺
Mom:
???
You mean hungry?
You:
No.
Hungary 🇭🇺
I want Turkey 🇹🇷
Capsicle:
Hahaha I understand laugh emoji
You:
😂*
Capsicle:
..&#@"=€×£'
Mom:
🤨🤨🤨🤨
You:
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😐🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Mom:
Pfft
You:
Father?
Capsicle:
Why you calling me that?
You:
You hinted that you just said a BAD LANGUAGE WORD
Capsicle:
What do you mean?
You:
U used *%&€=&"€#&**#%& and the like
Theyre used as censoring cuss
Capsicle:
I didn't mean to!
I was trying to find the emoji button!
Mom:
HAAHAHAAA I'M ACTUALLY CRYING
You:
😉😘✌🏻💅
No probs mom, ly 2 💖
Mom:
Do I really have to create a whole dictionary to understand your lingo???
You:
My LiNgO hahagahahaha
Duolingo 🦉
Mom:
Did you do your lesson?
You:
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
Capsicle:
Ana!
What have I said?!
You:
THIS SITUATION IS DESPERATE
I MISSED MY DUOLINGO LESSON
Capsicle:
Okay...?
You:
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Duo is a demon-bird
He's gonna be haunting my room tonight 🤕
Mom:
🤣🤣🤣
You:
MOTHER
This is no laughing matter!!
Mom:
It really is your own fault daughter dearest 🤣
You:
Mother dearest, doth thy father know thy weareth his drapes?
Mom:
Shhhh 🤫
Capsicle:
Shakespeare in the park?
You:
Chat*
Capsicle:
Same thing.
You:
Damn I hate that ur dry af without even knowing it
Its depressing
Capsicle:
Af?
That isn't a word.
Mom:
Yeah Ana, tell him what it means
You:
It means
Ash Fairy
Capsicle:
I don't understand how 'Ash Fairy' fits into that sentence Ana.
You:
Meh
Doesnt matter 🤪✌🏻
Anyways yeah, I'm Hungary 🇭🇺
Mom:
Get breakfast then
You:
Cba
But okay
Ima just have bread
Capsicle:
Anastasia, you aren't living in the 1940s. Eat something more nutritious.
You:
FAIRYBREAD
Mom:
You aren't Aussie either
You:
okayyyy????
Fairybread tasty
We don't not eat fish cuz its from a British dish do we?
Or not eat Chinese takeout cuz it's not American???
Capsicle:
She has a point baby
Mom:
Fineeeee
Go get fairybread
You:
Thankyou mother dearest :)
Goodbyeeee
Capsicle:
See you Spark 😘
Mom:
Ha, love you детка
You:
Awww u 2 xx
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My Little Spark - Romanogers Oneshots
Fanfiction''Anastasia,'' Natasha replied. ''Anastasia Belova Romanoff-Rogers.'' Anastasia Belova Romanoff-Rogers is the daughter of Steve and Natasha that neither of them expected to be born. What if the Red Room failed to sterilize Natasha? What if one night...
