South Park Oneshots ~Requests Closed~

"I'd die for you," that's easy to say ~Sarah x Stan~

I just wanna stay in the sun where I find
I know it's hard sometimes
Pieces of peace in the sun's peace of mind
I know it's hard sometimes
Yeah, I think about the end just way too much
But it's fun to fantasize
On my enemies I wouldn't wish who I was
But it's fun to fantasize

Stan had known Sarah since she moved here. She was a quiet girl, nice though. Always helping others when they needed it. Hell she was even friends with Wendy, even after her and Stan broke up. It was obvious to all the others that he had a crush on the blonde haired beauty yet he seemed to be as blind as a bat. He couldn't even see his own feelings.

Oh, oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
Taking my time on my ride

Wendy had known of Sarah's feelings for Stan for a while. Hoping Sarah would act on them. Her and Stan had always seemed so perfect together. Yet the minuet Wendy broke it off between her and Stan, Stan only got distant from Sarah. Leaving the green eyed girl to wonder where her friend had went off to. 'I swear to god Stan, just man up and ask her out!' Wendy internally screamed at the poof ball hated boy.

"I'd die for you, " that's easy to say
We have a list of people that we would take
A bullet for them, a bullet for you
A bullet for everybody in this room
But I don't seem to see many bullets coming through
See many bullets coming through
Metaphorically, I'm the man
But literally, I don't know what I'd do
"I'd live for you, " and that's hard to do
Even harder to say when you know it's not true
Even harder to write when you know that tonight
There were people back home who tried talking to you
But then you ignored them still
All these questions they're for real like
Who would you live for?
Who would you die for?
And would you ever kill?

Sarah sighed as she stared at the back of Stan's head. 'Okay Stan listen. Literally everyone knows you like me. Just ASK ME OUT!' Sighing Sarah laid her head on her desk. Feeling a paper hit her head she looked up to see Stan blushing before turning away from her. 

'Do you want to go out with me?

Y / N'

Sarah giggled and wrote back.

'What grade are we in again. Because we aren't 4th graders any more stupid head. But yes.' 

Balling the paper back up and throwing it at his head. Stan quickly unfolded the paper, a giant smile forming on his face.

Oh, oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
Taking my time on my ride

I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
I've been thinking too much
(Help me)
I've been thinking too much (I've been thinking too much)
I've been thinking too much (Help me)
I've been thinking too much (I've been thinking too much)
I've been thinking too much

Sarah rested her hands on her hips as she waited for her boyfriend outside of their class. He rushed out and crashed his lips on her. All the students in the hallway let out a sigh of relief. "It's about damn time Stan." They all muttered under their breath as they continued walking . "Now, was that so hard." "No lie I thought you would say no." Sarah pinched the bridge of her nose. "You really are an idiot."

Oh, oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time
Taking my time on my ride

Oh, oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my

I've been thinking too much
Help me
I've been thinking too much
Help me

I've been thinking too much (I've been thinking too much)
I've been thinking too much (Help me)
I've been thinking too much (I've been thinking too much)
I've been thinking too much
Help me